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[a1s]

Bread is made of grain.

[you only supply the initial statement]

Grain is a common measurement for drugs and bullets.

Therefore bread is contraband.

[Salsacookies]

Bread is made of wheat, so wheat is an illegal substance

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Wheatly is a robot that works at apature. Most of his name is wheat so Aperture science laboratories makes contraband

[Andres]

Aperture makes contraband. Mexican cartels make contraband. Aperture is a Mexican drug cartel.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

If Aperture science is a Mexican drug cartel and Aperture is presumably near black mesa then all of the events of half life take place in Mexico

[Stirk]

All of Half Life took place in Mexico. Mexico is a developed country. Therefore, Half-Life 3 is developed. Thus:

Half-Life 3 confirmed.

[Arcvasti]

Half-Life 3 confirmed. Pi is three. Half of Pi is 1.5. Therefore, to confirm life, you need 1.5 of a pie.

[Andres]

Half Life 3 has three words in it. It also has the number three. Three. Number. What has three numbers in it? 9/11. 9/11 happened. Half Life 3 didn't happen. 9/11 was a conspiracy to prevent Half Life 3 from being developed and released.

[a1s]

Half-Life 3 confirmed. Pi is three. Half of Pi is 1.5. Therefore, to confirm life, you need 1.5 of a pie.

[I'm  amused how my brain is fine with everything in the thread (like, say, holocaust jokes), but objects horribly to the bad math in that statement. (confirm Half Life 3= confirm Life 6. Duh.) ]

You need 1.5 pies to confirm life. 1.5 pies has about as much calories as 2 mars bars. Therefore there are 2 types of life on mars.