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Would you like to see some officials, trying to stop Ivan from becoming a mutant traitor?

Indeed!
- 3 (21.4%)
Surely!
- 0 (0%)
Only if these men are true worker guardians!
- 10 (71.4%)
Maybe.. no?
- 1 (7.1%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: June 30, 2014, 05:24:38 pm


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Author Topic: Socialist Survival!  (Read 3508 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #90 on: June 30, 2014, 07:58:54 pm »

Hey, let's just be at least 1/4 serious.
They have machine-guns.
You have a hammer and a pocket knife.

They have no chance! You completely massacre the place! You killed the soldiers.

You are now 5489th in the line.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

darkpaladin109

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #91 on: June 30, 2014, 08:02:58 pm »

LINES MUST BE CAPITALIST IDEA THAT HAS SOMEHOW INFECTED THE GLORIOUS SOVIET NATION
FORCE WAY TO FRONT, KILL ANYONE THAT TRIES TO STOP YOU
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #92 on: June 30, 2014, 08:41:17 pm »

You are so tired after slaughtering those soldiers, that you lost consciousness.
When you were unconscious, the line disappeared, and the office has been closed for the weekend.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

TamerVirus

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #93 on: June 30, 2014, 09:01:34 pm »

Go to nearby soviet state run entertainment complex (yet another collective farm)
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #94 on: July 01, 2014, 05:37:19 am »

((Guys, do you even know your current goal?))

You arrive there. As you come closer the seems to be a letter on a stick. That stick is flying with incredible speed towards you.The stick has a sharpened end and seems to be fitted with feathers on its back.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

~Neri

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #95 on: July 01, 2014, 05:55:20 am »

Dive to the side.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #96 on: July 01, 2014, 05:57:59 am »

You do 8 backflips, 3 fronflips, wheelie and after you graciously stopped, you realized that the stick stopped also and is pointing at you again.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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