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Would you like to see some officials, trying to stop Ivan from becoming a mutant traitor?

Indeed!
- 3 (21.4%)
Surely!
- 0 (0%)
Only if these men are true worker guardians!
- 10 (71.4%)
Maybe.. no?
- 1 (7.1%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: June 30, 2014, 05:24:38 pm


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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #60 on: June 30, 2014, 04:11:22 pm »

How dare you point out the obvious mistake made by me!?

You are abducted in a helicopter by what seems to be, your old friend, comrade Fyodor!
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #61 on: June 30, 2014, 04:12:04 pm »

Lick him!
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #62 on: June 30, 2014, 04:23:47 pm »

[6] You engage in sexual intercourse with that man!

The die said so.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #63 on: June 30, 2014, 04:33:59 pm »

Team up with him, and influence socialist agenda with homosexual agenda
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #64 on: June 30, 2014, 04:35:02 pm »

Make All the shipping charts!
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #65 on: June 30, 2014, 04:38:22 pm »

Die of fate!

[1] The chopper crashes and you die with your throat being penetrated by Fyodor's tongue.

Got some dies* here.


*Pun not intended.
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FAILURE

You did not even find out what your goal was!



Now, you are a low rank train machinist. Ruslan L. Nin
« Last Edit: June 30, 2014, 05:58:59 pm by SaberToothTiger »
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

~Neri

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #66 on: June 30, 2014, 04:39:05 pm »

Construct shipping chart.
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #67 on: June 30, 2014, 04:42:56 pm »

Construct chipping cart.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #68 on: June 30, 2014, 04:51:25 pm »

You are in the middle of the construction, when  suddenly, a wild letter arrives!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

~Neri

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #69 on: June 30, 2014, 04:52:06 pm »

Read letter and construct at the same time.
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #70 on: June 30, 2014, 05:04:59 pm »

The letter says:

Do not construct! We need you!
Go see your recrutation officer!


                              ~~~~Red Army
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

~Neri

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #71 on: June 30, 2014, 05:07:15 pm »

To the office.
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #72 on: June 30, 2014, 05:13:45 pm »

You arrive at the office.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

~Neri

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #73 on: June 30, 2014, 05:15:13 pm »

Find out what they wanted.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #74 on: June 30, 2014, 05:26:10 pm »

They want to recruit you!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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