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Would you like to see some officials, trying to stop Ivan from becoming a mutant traitor?

Indeed!
- 3 (21.4%)
Surely!
- 0 (0%)
Only if these men are true worker guardians!
- 10 (71.4%)
Maybe.. no?
- 1 (7.1%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: June 30, 2014, 05:24:38 pm


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SaberToothTiger

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Socialist Survival!
« on: June 29, 2014, 05:06:23 pm »
Comrade, you live in the most equal of all lands, free of imperialism, money, happiness and liberty!
Will you manage to achieve the true communist goal given to you (and everyone else) every day?



This is a suggestion game. Action is taking place in a fictional country, based off stalinistic Russia. The mood is not serious at all, made especially for the upcoming holidays. The turns will be quick (possibly). There won't be many rolls, the action success depends of the taste of my morning coffee.

Good luck surviving my twisted mind.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Lyeos

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2014, 05:07:37 pm »
Who. Are. We?
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Comrade P.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2014, 05:07:48 pm »
Volunteer for Red Army
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Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV?

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2014, 05:14:08 pm »
Who are you, comrade? Every good socialist worker knows that you are the Ivan Dolvich, a man living in a hole in the ground without paying the rent!~Where shall you get the money for it, friend? That is your goal after all!

That is how it's going to look. You won't really get help from me. Info? You're going to have to get it on your own!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Lyeos

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2014, 05:14:42 pm »
Oh, yeah! We're a mechanic, right? Yeah!
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2014, 05:17:11 pm »
No, how come you forget, that cars are ideas of capitallistic devils! They are made to opress the common man!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2014, 05:17:54 pm »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on June 29, 2014, 05:17:11 pm
No, how come you forget, that cars are ideas of capitallistic devils! They are made to opress the common man!
Ack, no! We repair planes and whatnot for our glorious army!
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2014, 05:19:04 pm »
We repair the people's armies tank's so we may bring the glory of communism to everyone! If they want to or not!
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2014, 05:21:55 pm »
You are not one of the glorious men fighting the imperialist scum and bringing revolution to the oppressed man! You are a man living in a hole in a ground, literally. You are the man shaving the building materials. Do not question your assignment.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2014, 05:29:04 pm »
Ah! It all makes sense now! We dig this hole with our hands, and provide dirt of the finest quality to our glorious government for use in their farms! We love our job so much, we live in the hole!
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2014, 05:30:09 pm »
That's the spirit! Now get to work, slave!
You are given a board with a nice goatee.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2014, 06:54:51 pm »
Shave it, comrade! Do you want to betray the trust of Uncle Joe?
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2014, 06:55:26 pm »
Shave it with our hands, yes!
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2014, 07:04:14 pm »
Good work!
Now with this crucial war material we can defeat the oppressors once and for all!
Good job, my friend! Do you wish to participate in the lottery?
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2014, 07:04:51 pm »
Work is reward enough for us! Do more work!
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