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higgypig

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Law-giver vampire
« on: June 26, 2014, 10:45:42 am »

A human vampire diplomat arrived at my fort a year ago, however he refuses to meet with my baron/mayor. He likes to hang out in my temples and other statue gardens and doesnt seem interested in diplomacy, is there a way to get him to leave without killing him?
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Re: Law-giver vampire
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2014, 12:09:06 pm »

If you haev a caged Goblin try to scare him by letting it free beside him. Just have your military around to finnisht ath gobbo before it runs away.
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Re: Law-giver vampire
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2014, 01:11:57 pm »

Or just kill him. War with the humans doesn't necessarily follow after one diplomat dies.
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Re: Law-giver vampire
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2014, 01:13:49 pm »

Diplomacy is a very low-priority job. Try burrowing your mayor and your baron in their respective offices and see if the diplomat deigns to join them.
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Re: Law-giver vampire
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2014, 01:32:49 pm »

Heh... I have a law-giver demon that showed up pretending to be a deity, acting as a human diplomat.  It's a giant ass with spring green scales... sounds minty fresh.

What is it with humans taking advice from any old wandering monster?  Tallboys are just stupid.
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I'm new to succession forts in general, yes, but do all forts designed by multiple overseers inevitably degenerate into a body-filled labyrinth of chaos and despair like this? Or is this just a Battlefailed thing?

There isn't much middle ground between killed-by-dragon and never-seen-by-dragon.

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Re: Law-giver vampire
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2014, 01:49:04 pm »

It's a giant ass with spring green scales...

Nothing more needs to be said.
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Re: Law-giver vampire
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2014, 05:19:15 pm »

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I'm new to succession forts in general, yes, but do all forts designed by multiple overseers inevitably degenerate into a body-filled labyrinth of chaos and despair like this? Or is this just a Battlefailed thing?

There isn't much middle ground between killed-by-dragon and never-seen-by-dragon.

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Re: Law-giver vampire
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2014, 09:40:00 pm »

oh dear Armok! that's absolutely hilarious! please no-one draw it :D.
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Re: Law-giver vampire
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2014, 02:35:49 am »

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Re: Law-giver vampire
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2014, 11:18:03 am »

I had a Human Diplomat that came, that was of the Vampire persuasion. He killed one of my children, so I sent my military after him. Turns out he is a Pikemaster, and we were having great difficulty in killing him until a random marksdwarf ran in and shot him in the heart.

He fled into the finished goods stockpile, and bled all over my priceless stone mugs.
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