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[higgypig]

A human vampire diplomat arrived at my fort a year ago, however he refuses to meet with my baron/mayor. He likes to hang out in my temples and other statue gardens and doesnt seem interested in diplomacy, is there a way to get him to leave without killing him?

[Astrid]

If you haev a caged Goblin try to scare him by letting it free beside him. Just have your military around to finnisht ath gobbo before it runs away.

[ImagoDeo]

Or just kill him. War with the humans doesn't necessarily follow after one diplomat dies.

[escondida]

Diplomacy is a very low-priority job. Try burrowing your mayor and your baron in their respective offices and see if the diplomat deigns to join them.

[Iamblichos]

Heh... I have a law-giver demon that showed up pretending to be a deity, acting as a human diplomat.  It's a giant ass with spring green scales... sounds minty fresh.

What is it with humans taking advice from any old wandering monster?  Tallboys are just stupid.

[KiBoy]

It's a giant ass with spring green scales...

Nothing more needs to be said.

[Iamblichos]

http://i.imgur.com/M7iTGp3.jpg

[Panando]

oh dear Armok! that's absolutely hilarious! please no-one draw it .

[nanomage]

sorry, i'm afraid it's far too late for that

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=76346.msg2337836#msg2337836

[TheHossofMoss]

I had a Human Diplomat that came, that was of the Vampire persuasion. He killed one of my children, so I sent my military after him. Turns out he is a Pikemaster, and we were having great difficulty in killing him until a random marksdwarf ran in and shot him in the heart.

He fled into the finished goods stockpile, and bled all over my priceless stone mugs.