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[Playergamer]

The zombie XCOM unit fought bravely, but there were too many of them. At the last second, the wall exploded, and-

[darkpaladin109]

a group of vibrating cartoon vikings armed with swords poured out, constantly chanting "DESCAN"

[Parsely]

EDIT: A temporal flux pulls them screaming back to their dimension! The following happens instead:

A vibrating Canadian Viking fell through! He makes a little Oof! noise as he hits the ground. He gets to his feet, covered in dust and coughing gently. He hefts his too-heavy sword and straightens his petite horned cap. His twiggy limbs assume a ready stance. He mutters something to himself in Nordicanadian and eyes the bystanders curiously.

[TamerVirus]

Jet Li appears! He mutters something about desecrating honor of the Shaolin temple and assumes a fighting stance!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

John Egbert's hand comes out of nowhere and unintentionally hits Jet Li before returning to whence it came.  Jet Li then thinks it was Descan who caused it.  They square off for a few seconds, before zombies interrupt and...

[Parsely]

The zombies are wiped out by an air strike! The whole town is levelled!! All that remains are the smoking figures of Descan and Jet Li, unscathed by the pitiful high explosives. Descan pats out the fire on his tunic and starts circling. Jet Li makes karate noises and bounces from toe to toe.

[TamerVirus]

At that moment, both charge at each other! But both slip on comedically placed banana peels

[ShadowHammer]

Jet Li's banana peel flies at the speed of sound over Descan's shoulder, hitting the ninja that was sneaking up on him in the face for MAXIMUM DAMAGE! Descan's banana peel flies into space, hitting an alien spacecraft! The space craft plummets out of orbit, heading straight for... wherever they are!

[wer6]

Arnold Schwarzenegger  jumps up screaming as he gets ready to punch the alien space ship out of the way, but before so he screams an iconic line

"I WONT BE BAAACK"

[TamerVirus]

A massive explosion radiates out wards. the screen cuts to black

[wer6]

The title of the movie shows up

"HAPPY YOU, THE MOVIE."

[kj1225]

You look behind yourself and notice the zombie Goasts filming you.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

A Vegeta with broken rage is in front of you.

[wer6]

Mr T is pissed about the movie ending, and promptly pulls out two flame throwers and starts burning down the building.