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[Funk]

She mutter something about having had fun before dies with smile on her face.

[Parsely]

The bomb is too high to explode. Aquaman shrugs.

Robin is busy getting a drink after beating up the ninja lady when his mask falls off. Everyone in the bar sees his face. Stunned silence all around.

[PrivateNomad]

A bullet shoots through a man's head which ricochets off the wall and through two more heads before bouncing off and shooting 10 lined beer bottles before bouncing again and hitting the bulls eye of a dart target.

[Parsely]

The other 30 people in the bar scream and start rushing the exit.

[PrivateNomad]

The exit doors slam open and is locked. An action poltergeist enters the bar.

[Playergamer]

The grizzled bartender pulls out a shotgun, and shoots at the ghost.

[PrivateNomad]

The poltergeist stuffs mighty putty into the shotgun and it proceeds to explode somehow.

[wer6]

Jusus walks down the stair way of heaven and throws a brick at the ghost.

[TamerVirus]

Meanwhile, back at the hall of justice!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

An invasion led by Magneto is occurring.

[TamerVirus]

Only The janitor, portrayed by Bruce Lee, can protect the place!

[WhitiusOpus]

But an evil twist is afoot! "Horrible Tittytwisters, Batman! The vile Magneto has been joined by... Chuck Norris!"

A giant fight scene between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee occurs, destroying the Justice League, 4/3rds of New York, and breaks California into the ocean due to a massive earthquake. When the dust clears, only one remains....




Mr. Rogers, in a bloodstained sweater.

[TamerVirus]

BUT THEN THE ZOMBIES CAME

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

and they were fought by an XCom unit.

[Parsely]

a ZOMBIE xcom unit