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[wer6]

I post what happens in this part of the action movie, the next person posts what happens in the next part
EG

Player 1 posts
"Jackie chan falls through the floor  interupting a old play screaming while playing a violin"

Player 2 posts
"The old man pulls out a crossbow from his pocket, pointing it at Jackie chan.
Hopefully this is not to hard c:

First part is

A dwarf strikes through a hard wall, into a room, inside the room is two old men fighting with Cains.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...Okay, that's too hilarious to pass up.

The Cains kick the old men, who fall over. The Cains land on their feet. A vase explodes for no reason.

[PrivateNomad]

A pack of C4 was hidden in the fridge, which explodes. The door shoots off and kills the old men.

[Harbingerjm]

From inside the destroyed fridge come six hundred and eighty three clowns, who pick up the corpses of the old men, run around the room three times, then leave through the hole in the wall made by the dwarf.
(godsdamned ninja skills)

[WhitiusOpus]

Out of nowhere, a series of mini gnomes come through the hole made by the dwarf, steal his underpants, and vanish. They chant "Step 1, collect underpants. Step 2, -.... . Step 3 profit!"

[Funk]

A dominatrix/ ninja woman burst in the door, doing a cart wheel.
she pulls out two uzi's and starts shooting at the Cains.

[Harbingerjm]

The dwarf rushes out of the room in search of the gnomes.

[Prophet]

The dwarf finds the gnomes being roasted alive by a dragon.

[PrivateNomad]

The dragon spits out a thermonuclear bomb that will detonate in five minutes.

[ShadowHammer]

Batman flies through the ceiling and picks up the bomb with his batplane. Meanwhile, the dragon finishes roasting the gnomes, and the dwarf offers him some beer.

[wer6]

Jackie chan busts through the ceiling and steals the roasted gnomes, and batman finds aqua man blowing a joint in his plane





Im a idiot i know

[WhitiusOpus]

The gnomes' screams of agony will haunt the ears of those who witnessed their terrible death. As the flames licked up the sides of their small bodies, the pain and fear was felt by all through their bloodcurdling shrieks of pain. Long will this act follow those who saw it done, as well as the vengeful gnome spirits....



No ones underpants are safe, now.

[wer6]

A nice knife enters the back of the watching dwarf, and his high pitched-elf scream pierces all who hears it as he is pitched into the fire.

Robin enters the room, a second to late, picking up the charred ash's...

[Funk]

The dominatrix/ ninja lady leaps a Robin attacking him with a barrage of flashy high kicks.

[wer6]

Robin takes blow after blow, Taking every shot without faltering, when Dominatrix is finally exhausted, he Begins his barrage of crushing blows with every one of his appendages, Unrelenting, he mercilessly curshs dominatrix with his many blows until she crumples over dead.

Aqua man trys to be a bro and pass the joint to the nuclear bomb, shortening the detonation time so if it would explode, it would kill everyone, thus causing a time line shift.