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Author Topic: Got my first werebeast  (Read 3758 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2012, 12:20:21 pm »

You can't add new skills.
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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2012, 12:35:11 pm »

This is a masterfully shaped set of alabaster glutes.  All cosmetic enhancement is of the highest surgical skill set.  The glutes are encrusted with awesome.  They menace with spikes of envy. 
On the glutes is an image of a dwarf and dwarves in ivory.  The dwarves are surrounding the dwarf.  The dwarves are admiring the dwarf's glutes.  The dwarf is striking a demure pose.
On the glutes is an image of a butterfly in emerald dye.  The image is permenant.  The image menaces with spikes of remorse and tramp-stampery.
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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2012, 09:28:07 pm »

"Ass" is an old-timey name for "Donkey."

I know that it was probably well-known, I just like diffusing DF's accidental innuendos.

And there's a good reason that you're not on the same wavelength as everyone else here: No one is on the same wavelength as anyone else, especially in an insanity-oriented community like ours.

I'm well aware of that.  But I'm also aware of how it can sound dirty when read wrong and some people really like to have a gay old time with these accidental innuendos.

I didn't really notice the bit about the Wereass colliding with the Ostrich Cock.  I was too busy laughing at the Wereass biting the Ostrich Cock.   :D
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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2012, 06:37:05 am »

My first werebeast was a wereass too. (and soon followed by a werewombat and a werekoala(in a different fort). They were the only werebeasts that managed to ruin my fort :o)
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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2012, 06:14:33 am »

[...], especially in an insanity-oriented community like ours.
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