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orius

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Got my first werebeast
« on: July 25, 2012, 05:09:03 am »
Got my first fort mode werebeast.  What kind of vicious monstrosity was it?  A werewolf?  A werelephant?  A werelion/tiger/bear?  A werebadger?

Nope.




Um yeah.


Clearly the game is trying to indulge my inner adolescent.
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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2012, 07:59:47 am »
All I can say is :o
I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.  From the combat report I'm guessing the WereAss turned back into the human that bruised the Ostrich Cock right?  I bet any spectators that happened to be around were doubled over with laughter.  :P
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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2012, 08:28:45 am »
Especially considering said human's name.

Oddly enough, my last werebeast attack was also a wereass.  Of course that one charged at a carp, scared away the other fishies, then turned back into a human and drown about as fast as a dwarf would have.
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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2012, 09:30:32 am »
My first werebeast was also a wereass. I was laughing my ass off. This is why I love DF. My most recent one was a werebeaver yeah... just as much innuendo there.... xD
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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2012, 11:21:15 am »
"The wereass collides with The Ostrich Cock."

Dwarven pr0n I can't believe it. Straight to my sig.
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"The WereAss collides with The Ostrich Cock!
The Ostrich Cock is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Ostrich Cock is no longer stunned.
The Ostrich Cock stands up."

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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2012, 11:30:01 am »
Quote from: Wellincolin on July 25, 2012, 11:21:15 am
"The wereass collides with The Ostrich Cock."

Dwarven pr0n I can't believe it. Straight to my sig.

Yeah, after all the ass demon jokes of yore, my initial reaction at the wereass was a yawn... then I got to that line.  LOL!
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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2012, 03:16:57 pm »
Fairly new to the game, so I didn't know these were rare. 

Got a were-giraffe on one of my first games.  Was already running out of drinks, and my dwarfs were having a tantrum spiral due to a lack of alcohol and seeing all their friends murdered due to a lack of a military and frequent goblin attacks.

It was pretty crazy. :)
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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2012, 09:29:30 am »
Quote from: gar0u on July 25, 2012, 03:16:57 pm
Fairly new to the game, so I didn't know these were rare. 

Got a were-giraffe on one of my first games.  Was already running out of drinks, and my dwarfs were having a tantrum spiral due to a lack of alcohol and seeing all their friends murdered due to a lack of a military and frequent goblin attacks.

It was pretty crazy. :)

They aren't "rare" per se. Weregiraffes are infamous for being deadly.

But wereasses colliding with The Ostrich Cock, this is kinda rare.
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The Ostrich Cock is no longer stunned.
The Ostrich Cock stands up."

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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2012, 10:17:44 am »
"Ass" is an old-timey name for "Donkey."
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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2012, 10:36:34 am »
IRTA "an Ostrich Cook", which made for an even weirder picture, in my mind. ;)

FYI.  HTH.  HAND.
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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2012, 10:42:43 am »
That reminds me, "cock" is a word used to refer to the male of several species of avians, notably the domestic chicken.
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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2012, 10:52:24 am »
(Given that I, personally, already knew that[1] and thought it was self-evident, had I also missed everyone's appreciation of an innuendo which completely passed me by[2]?)


[1] Also apparent with peacocks, whose counterparts are peahens.

[2] Until, just now, searching desperately for a reason why I might not be on the same frequency as everyone else.  Giant Flightless Avian Food-Preparators, aside... ;)
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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2012, 11:02:25 am »
I know that it was probably well-known, I just like diffusing DF's accidental innuendos.

And there's a good reason that you're not on the same wavelength as everyone else here: No one is on the same wavelength as anyone else, especially in an insanity-oriented community like ours.
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« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2012, 11:30:52 am »
Naw... what I usually do when I spot a new(-ish) thread and reply to the first(-ish) post in it, but there are yet more posts beyond that is either read them all first before I even attempt to reply, or else put "I haven't read the rest first, but..." as a caveat to what I do write, then hurridly try to catch up, perhaps quickly enough to withdraw any ObviousStatementIsObvious contribution via later edit.

I did neither.  Thus the innuendo that you all splashed out on (ooooer!) went completely unread even unto the "cock"-clarification[1] until I realised just now what I'd missed out on and read it all up unto the "ass"-disambiguation[2].


[1] Sounds painful.

[2] Less so, I think, but should still only be performed by someone qualified in gluteoplasty and/or lipectomies in general...
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Re: Got my first werebeast
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2012, 12:14:00 pm »
-- Note to self: Mod in Gluteoplasty skill set for CMD. --
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