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_DivideByZero_

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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #90 on: June 05, 2011, 01:37:00 pm »

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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #91 on: June 05, 2011, 07:57:32 pm »

ROLL 9



Frelock
Find a quick (really quick) money-making opportunity, and go with it.
(2) You can't seem to think of any money-making scheme, at least not with all those bells ringing and waves bashing the port.


Dwarmin
Melt the sword, buy the lamp!
(6)You melt your sword, and all the swords that the people that came into the Forge. You use that money to hire crowd control and the magic lamp.

Iron Short-Sword lose!
Magic Lamp get!



_Dividebyzero_
Why does an axe give me a bonus to social skills?

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CHARGE!
(5)You charge ...(4) the bush!(6-1=5) You cut the Bush in half with your Steel Battle Ax, and you kick top (1) Into a Greek Archer! The bush top (6) grazes the archer in the head, giving the archer a buzz-cut!. (2) The archer is too busy trying to figure out what happened to notice you.




SeriousConcentrate
Lead that charge!
(1)You have no idea what to charge, or that there even was a charge.




Taricus
Go bird hunting.
(3)You throw a stick at a random seagull.(5) The stick strikes the Seagull (6) In the left wing! the seagull (5) keeps flying.


IronyOwl
Yes, well. More glory for us when we defeat our well-equipped enemies.

Order seagull to bring me a seashell. Use seashell to woo maiden.
(5)You have your seagull go to the shore and get a sea-shell.(3) Now to find a maiden...





GAME EVENTS: (6) The Greek guards find the group and pull them into the port. The commander stands next to the still-shaking triremes.
"Ah, you're all here. Now than, there is a mission to do. There is a Trojan base 3 Miles from this town. You must find it and burn it to the ground! Kill all the troops there. Plunder any loot and people you want." The commander points to Odysseus. "Odysseus will be the leader of this raid. Breifing over. Now go kill some Trojans!" the commander than climbs up back into the trireme. When Odysseus wants, the group will head out to the camp.




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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #92 on: June 05, 2011, 07:59:33 pm »

ADVANCE. Shield in front and prepare the pili for throwing at the enemy.
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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #93 on: June 05, 2011, 08:04:07 pm »

Ask the GM to update my inventory.
Use my lamp-first wish for an admantine longsword!
Lead the horde to death and glory-use a cunning plan. Very cunning.
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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #94 on: June 05, 2011, 09:12:05 pm »

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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #95 on: June 05, 2011, 10:01:42 pm »

Follow senile guy in charge. Have seagull sit on shoulder.

Also, do I still have Head Bump? I should probably get that looked at...

My seashell also isn't in my inventory, not that it matters. I can just remember I've got it.
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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #96 on: June 06, 2011, 01:43:17 am »

See if I can convince some fellow hopolites to get together.  Should this succeed, form a phalanx, and march on the town (not necessarily in that order)
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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #97 on: June 06, 2011, 02:50:19 am »

Go with Freraclidus.
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