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Author Topic: Roll to Destroy Troy!!  (Read 10981 times)

HighEndNoob

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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #60 on: May 25, 2011, 05:15:49 pm »

ROLL 5

Frelock
Help secure the Triremes
(3) You pull on the rope. It doesn't brake


Dwarmin
Pro shot.

Head to the magic shop and look for a Genie in a Bottle
(6)You run into the magic shop, but a bush grows in your way.
"DEMETER!"
You slash the bush away and head in.
"I would like a genie in a bottle" You ask
"1 bar of iron,please" The shopkeeper replies




_Dividebyzero_
Invent steel.
(5) You go into the forge and shove the black-smith out of the way. You hammer, heat, and cool the metal until it is a shiny grey. The Black-smith, who was about to yell at you, drops his jaw.

Unfinished Metal lose!
Bar of Steel get!


YOU HAVE DISCOVERED STEEL!




SeriousConcentrate
I'd watch out, that axe is probably totally cursed.

Seeing that the waves were too rough to head back out, Argyris went into the town itself. Maybe he could offer to do someone some kind of service to get equipment for the upcoming siege.
(2)You find another sign.

Jobs on back of sign.




Taricus
Pissed at the lack of orders, Taric goes into to for something to do.
(3) You find a tavern.


IronyOwl
You're just jealous of my swanky new axe. :P

Attempt to find a scrappy orphan to serve as my squire/sidekick/excuse to shout NOOOOOOOO! again.
(1) You find a poor robber who tries to rob you. You wake him in the lower-left leg with your Iron Cutting Ax. It bounces off, bruising the muscle! The Robber runs away in pain. The 'somewhat used' means 'as blunt as rubber'. You need to find a Black-smith to sharpen it.



GAME EVENTS: (6) The waves continue.





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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #61 on: May 25, 2011, 05:19:08 pm »

Make an axe.
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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #62 on: May 25, 2011, 05:19:29 pm »

Guard the door, charging everone who wants to go in money.
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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #63 on: May 25, 2011, 05:24:56 pm »

Guard the door, charging everone who wants to go in money.

lol.

Argyris walked around to the other side of the sign to read it.
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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #64 on: May 25, 2011, 05:48:30 pm »

Awesome. I now have a nonlethal clubbing weapon. :D

Find a magic shop, see if there's anything good in there.
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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #65 on: May 25, 2011, 05:54:53 pm »

Go have my iron shortsword melted into bar at the forge, then return to magic shop and use it to buy the genie's lamp-use my first wish to get a better sword than the one I had before.
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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #66 on: May 26, 2011, 03:01:36 am »

Coordinate men to secure the lines and get this Trireme safe.

Why are there even giant waves here anyways?  The point of a good port is to avoid that sort of thing.
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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #67 on: May 26, 2011, 04:43:37 am »

Why are there even giant waves here anyways?  The point of a good port is to avoid that sort of thing.
Sea monsters are being dicks by causing them inside the port. They think it's funny.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

HighEndNoob

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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #68 on: May 26, 2011, 05:30:41 pm »

Now this die hates the top 3 players?
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Frelock
Coordinate men to secure the lines and get this Trireme safe.

Why are there even giant waves here anyways?  The point of a good port is to avoid that sort of thing.
(1) You Order the men to rip the ropes one-by-one.(5) Lucky for you, they refuse.



Dwarmin
Go have my iron shortsword melted into bar at the forge, then return to magic shop and use it to buy the genie's lamp-use my first wish to get a better sword than the one I had before.
(1)You turn around to head to the forge, but than trip into the bush in front of the store.




_Dividebyzero_
Make an axe.
(1)You try to make and ax, but without knowlage of this new metal, you decide against it. (5) No-one knows about this new metal, so your secret is safe.



SeriousConcentrate
Guard the door, charging everone who wants to go in money.

lol.

Argyris walked around to the other side of the sign to read it.
(4)You walk behind the sign.


Jobs:
Trojan raiding party have set up a camp near this town.
Reward: 10 Bronze Bars, 5  Iron Bars




Taricus
Guard the door, charging everone who wants to go in money.
(5) You guard the door, charging people 1 Iron Bar per person. It must be happy hour, as you rack in 12 Iron Bars in 1 hour


IronyOwl
Awesome. I now have a nonlethal clubbing weapon. :D

Find a magic shop, see if there's anything good in there.
(2)You walk around town, not looking at signs. You're back at where you started.



GAME EVENTS: (6) The waves stop, than BIGGER waves come.





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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #69 on: May 26, 2011, 05:36:30 pm »

Use the iron to go get some greaves and other armour pieces.
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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #70 on: May 26, 2011, 06:00:15 pm »

Leap up with panache. I hope no one saw that. To the forge!
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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #71 on: May 26, 2011, 06:03:43 pm »

Argyris drew his axe and left to go find this camp... and demolish it.
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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #72 on: May 26, 2011, 07:42:08 pm »

Keep finding that magic shop!
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #73 on: May 27, 2011, 01:39:45 am »

Don't work harder, work smarter.  Triremes aren't going to secure themselves, you know.
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Re: Roll to Destroy Troy!!
« Reply #74 on: May 27, 2011, 05:16:23 pm »

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