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Raging Mouse

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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #60 on: March 03, 2011, 04:59:33 am »
DFCHAIRMAKER -Dwarf gets a fell mood!
DFDOUBLERAINBOW -Dwarf gets a fey mood!
DFBEETLEJUICE -Dwarf gets possessed!
DFAPOCALYPSEDWARF -The unhappier 50% of your dwarves throw a tantrum!
DFSHAWSHANK -All crimes are forgiven, but the sheriff becomes stark raving mad!
DFREVELATIONS -The happier 50% of your dwarves throw a tantrum!
DFDRUNKENBRAWL -All dwarves currently attending a party throw a tantrum!
DFAILSWHATCURESTHEM -All dwarves get random injuries based on attacks of creatures on the map!
DFONMERCURY -Temperature is set to just below the boiling point of lead.
DFONPLUTO -Temperature is set to zero.
DFHELLISFROZEN -All magma becomes obsidian!
DFHELLISTHAWING -All obsidian becomes magma!
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #61 on: March 03, 2011, 05:10:53 am »
Quote from: Raging Mouse on March 03, 2011, 04:59:33 am
DFHELLISTHAWING -All obsidian becomes magma!

Careful with this one.... you might have entire layers collapse. Would be awesome though. Especially since that would put a layer of magma up on the surface.
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #62 on: March 03, 2011, 11:44:41 am »
Reminds me of a story from a long, long time ago, "when I were a lad", in which some VIP was being shown around the new word processors an office was using.  At one workstation, someone had just written up a huge report, as the guide/VIP rolls up and the former goes "With computers like this, we can do anything," leans over the keyboard and does the five or ten key presses needed on that system to swap all 'e's with 'i's.

The report writer complains that he'd not saved the document yet, "Oh, that's Ok" is the response as the guide repeats the process but this time changing all 'i's with 'e's.

i.e. something like
"The report pertaining to the insulative qualities of concrete..." becomes
"Thi riport pirtaining to thi insulativi qualitiis of concriti..." then finally
"The report pertaeneng to the ensulateve qualetees of concrete...".

(Yes, this was probably before anyone invented the Undo function, or at least could sustain the Undoing of a significant number of mass-replaced characters... or just twice over.  Still, it's a good story, albeit probably at least partially apocryphal.)
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #63 on: March 03, 2011, 11:48:49 am »
Thus were "undo" and Auto spell-check invented.
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #64 on: March 03, 2011, 12:32:36 pm »
DFNANOSPHERE: (embark screen only) Embark on a 1x1 square.
DFMACROSPHERE: same as above, but the whole area.
DFINVISIBLEFLYINGELVES: Elves become random flying vermin. Perfect for elven invasions.
DFGETMEOUTTAHERE: You restart with your starting 7, regardless of what has happened.
DFUUDDLRLRBA: gives your dwarves masterwork candy armor and axes, but Hell breaks loose. (WARNING: FPS loss is imminent here.)
DFGIVEMETHECHOCOLATE:Guile's theme plays. (It DOES go with anything.)
DFSHOWMETHEMONEY: gives you 100000 gold and 100000 lumber (Oh wait, wrong game)
DFHELLHAVEMERCYONUS: Demons become friendlies. However, all the other civs become your enemies, and there will be no more migrants.
DFTERMINALVELOCITY: Urist, why are you floating?
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Quote from: Malibu Stacey on February 17, 2011, 06:20:09 am
Clearly now all we need added are dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you. Thus we can release them along with the dogs & bees themselves when unwelcome guests come to your fortress.

And then lock the door.

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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #65 on: March 03, 2011, 06:50:30 pm »
Ok so here's what you do. First find a town that's on a river, so that they have a bridge built across the water, also the town must have a temple with a pool filled with water. Wait for a goblin snatcher to appear, and send a single dwarf to battle it. At the exact moment they see each other, but before they start fighting, pause the game and use a utility to teleport the dwarf to the nearest hospital zone. Unpause the game, and don't pause it again! Next, find a townsperson near the temple pool, and kill them however you want.
Now send a dwarf down the nearest road and after several steps a wild mew will appear.
Be sure to have a masterwork cage trap ready!
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #66 on: March 03, 2011, 08:51:13 pm »
Quote from: orbcontrolled on March 03, 2011, 01:07:45 am
(Cheat codes take affect on you in adventure mode, or on the creature you are currently viewing in fortress mode)
DFCORNHOLIO - Become invincible and able to fly (adventure mode only).
DFKROZ - Same as Cornholio, just quicker to type.
DFVIEW - Toggles first person perspective.
DFHYPER - Sets a dwarf to [SPEED:0].
DFITEMS - Puts 99 of each non-combat item in the game in inventory.
DFWEAPONS - Put one of each weapon in inventory.
DFSTUFF - Puts 99 of each non-combat item AND one of each weapon in inventory.
DFSCOTTYxyz - Teleport anywhere on the map.
DFSKILLx - Change the amount of experience in a given skill.
DFUNLOCK - Opens all doors and unlocks all locked doors.
DFMONSTERS - Turns off (or on) the monsters in the game.
DFCLIP - Walk through walls.
DFSHOWMAP - Reveals the entire map.
DFCASHMAN - Dwarves begin spewing coins randomly.
DFCOORDS - Shows extremely detailed map coordinate information.
DFDEBUG - Shows some debug information.
DFRATE - Shows your frame rate onscreen. Same as the init option.
DFCOSMO - You get an announcement saying "Register Cosmo Today"
DFBETA - You get an announcement saying "Pirates Suck!"
DFALLEN - You get an announcement saying "Buy Major Stryker"
I knew those codes looked familiar. Duke Nukem 3d eh?

Quote from: Raging Mouse on March 03, 2011, 04:59:33 am
DFBEETLEJUICE -Dwarf gets possessed!
That code won't work unless it's typed 2 more times.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2011, 08:56:11 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #67 on: March 03, 2011, 09:08:07 pm »
FLOOD: Temporarily raises water and lava levels in  natural sources. Alternatively, turns all underground soil tiles into aquifers.

CAVEIN: All tiles over a certain wideness of open space collapse.

UUDDLRLRBA: Something nasty. Maybe a pit under your highest-ranking noble leading straight to the HFS?

WINGAME: Displays message, "Congratulations! Your dwarves are still here, though, so keep playing."
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #68 on: March 03, 2011, 09:15:43 pm »
DFRUININGTHEFUN- stand a chance versus a bronze colossus.
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #69 on: March 03, 2011, 10:07:37 pm »
Quote from: Tirunus on March 03, 2011, 09:15:43 pm
DFRUININGTHEFUN- stand a chance versus a bronze colossus.

So, it spawns a bunch of fluffy wamblers?
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #70 on: March 03, 2011, 10:17:51 pm »
And makes all your dwarfs legendary throwers.
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #71 on: March 04, 2011, 12:14:44 am »
Quote from: myrkul on March 03, 2011, 10:07:37 pm
Quote from: Tirunus on March 03, 2011, 09:15:43 pm
DFRUININGTHEFUN- stand a chance versus a bronze colossus.
So, it spawns a bunch of fluffy wamblers?
Even better code for that:
DFWHATSUPDOC- Guarantees a bunch of fluffy wamblers spawn when you search in adventure mode (works best for those pesky bronze colossi).

And since it's actually duck season...

DFQUACKDAMNYOU- Spawns ducks nearby.

And for the hell of it:
DFBEWAREOFFOULPLAY- Spawns chickens nearby
DFTHECHICKENSARERESTLESS- As the name implies, chickens are now enraged (perfect for killing dragons and megabeasts).
DFMYNAMEISJOHNNYKNOXVILLEANDWELCOMETOJACKASS- Invincibility mode (Adventure Mode)
DFIMAGINEYOURSELFINSIDEACARDBOARDBOX- 100% stealth mode (Adventure Mode)

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DFBIGDADDY- Get a black sports wagon equipped with crossbow repeaters.
DFBIGMOMMA- Get a white sports wagon equipped with crossbow repeaters.
DFKINGARTHUR- All birds are now dragons (oh crap.).
DFJACKBENIMBLE- Catapults can now launch dwarves (make use of those damn peasants).
« Last Edit: March 04, 2011, 01:45:22 am by Itnetlolor »
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #72 on: March 04, 2011, 12:47:07 am »
Cheese Steak Jimmys: Gain 1000 prepared firefly brains.
Rock On: Gain 1000 Marble Blocks
Robin Hood:  Gain 1000 gold coins
Lumberjack:  Gain 1000 Nether Cap logs
Woof Woof:  Dogs now have the [flyer] tag
How Do You Turn This On:  Gain 1 rocket-launching car
Givemefissionman:  Militia dwarves now have nuclear rocket launchers.

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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #73 on: March 04, 2011, 01:04:03 am »
Oh come on man. Wolloloo
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #74 on: March 04, 2011, 01:48:12 am »
age of empires 2
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