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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66453 times)

riffraffselbow

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #615 on: August 12, 2010, 11:48:25 pm »

says, "Come back, I have not eaten in years!!!" An started throwing a tantrum. In his rage he destroyed a toilet.
"Whell, whell. What have we here? Y?ou have done an EVIL deed. Now you must die!" Said the hammerdwarf and broke all of snoopicus's limbs. Snoopicus then lay there. Dead!!!
The Hammerdwarf (Whose name was Billy) then picked up a strange-looking sandwich that sat beside Snoopicus. He slowly moved it toward his mouth when...
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"And God saw that the world was too moist, and that none of the Scorpion race could be placed upon it; and so he started over."

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #616 on: August 13, 2010, 07:57:50 am »

A section of the cavern has collapsed! Sandwich and owner drop down into the main dining room, where the eyes of two hundred dwarves and the elven diplomat are transfixed upon the sandwich.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #617 on: August 13, 2010, 03:20:01 pm »

They all explode, the universe explodes, the forum game explodes. It's over.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #618 on: August 14, 2010, 01:59:36 am »

The player looksat the screen. "Your settlement has been snoopified.... lets be honest, it sucked."

Player looks at the calendar to see how mush time was wasted. Starts swearing."!@$@$%!#^!$^#%^!$^!#^!#$^%@#$!!! I spent so much time there!!! Oh well, I'll go make a sandwich" He opens the refrigerator and sees a pretty ham sandwich and says "Mmm, lowfat sandwich" Suddenly he hears a loud sound saying "AMBUSH! PROTECT THE DISCS!!!" Cat starts biting the player in the arm! Then it says "Your Mom "Your Mom" Has arrived. It is a tall figure, shifted into human form! Beware its scorching hugs!!!". The mother starts fighting with the !!player!!. They roll into a booze cellar and it explodes!

"The settlement of nerdroom has withered!"

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #619 on: August 14, 2010, 05:38:48 pm »

The player wakes up! It was all a dream!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #620 on: August 15, 2010, 02:01:03 am »

The player wakes up! It was all a dream!
The player (Whose name is Billy) then walks over to the fridge, being hungry after sleeping for 2 years, and finds a sandwich. He goes to take a bite when his roommate rushes in...
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"And God saw that the world was too moist, and that none of the Scorpion race could be placed upon it; and so he started over."

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #621 on: August 15, 2010, 08:25:23 am »

"I am Snoopicus!" He cried, rushing at Billy.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #622 on: August 18, 2010, 12:31:55 pm »

EPIC ENDING!!!!
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