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[Orb]

He then anti-eats the sandwich. Then...

finds himself pondering how one would anti-eat a sandwich. He gets over it, and realises hes still hungry. He lifts the sandwich toward his mouth...

[100killer9]

And gives a speech on how anti-eating a sandwich is possible, by anti-chewing it back into a sandwich and anti-digesting it. He then attempts to eat his sandwich when...

[dresdor]

A spinning XXXElf Bone Thong XXX hits him in the mouth.

Snoopicus's teeth have been broken.
Snoopicus's mouth has been burned.

He looks mournfully down at the *Cheddar Bay Biscuit*

*The post ends in a splotch of bloody gore, with faint markings of ham grease on the edge*

[Taco Dan]

Snoop wanders over to a bed and falls into a coma for five months, when he emerges, his wounds are fully healed! He returns to find the sandwich...

[Grendus]

Surrounded by the corpses of goblins and dwarves who's language lacked the words ham and sandwich, causing them to refer to it as a "pig meat biscuit". No longer hungry after being brought several meals while recovering, Snoopicus...

[Taco Dan]

Realizes he doesn't have a purpose in life anymore.

Snoopicus has been stricken with melancholy!

[Eric Blank]

The now melancholy snoopicus takes up the HSoLaD, his only remaining possession, and climbs to the top of the fortress entrance, conveniently shaped as a massive stone tower, he then...

[Taco Dan]

decides that his last meal should be delicious, he goes to take a bite out of the sandwich when...

[Eric Blank]

A dwarven therapist waddles up behind him, concerned about the lad. The therapist, upon seeing the sandwich, immediately thinks it is an elk bird sweetbread roast. Suddenly, one of the stones under the therapists' foot comes loose, sending him rolling down the side of the conical tower in a comical manner, killing him in the process, and relieving Snoopicus of his state of depression and causing him to forget his hunger. He then decides to...

[Taco Dan]

Jump after him!

[antymattar]

Only to find himself weaking up at a passage going throe Mt!!Boom!!. Snoop hears elrons screaming:"Quick, throw it in"
And Snoop realizes that there is a battle outside and that the is still holding up the sandwich. He looks at it and sees a vision. He is ruler of all the world, his foes exploding into !!XX<<=*+Prepared BODY_PART+*>>XX!! and the sinful farts of nation rising to the sky. He then says...

[Eric Blank]

"wow I'm hungry!" and attempts to take a bite of the sandwich when he is assaulted by a pair of retreating kobold soldiers, who steal away all of his possessions, including the HSoLaD and retreat into the hills above. Snoopicus, confused and enraged at the swiftness of their thievery, charges after them and...

[antymattar]

says, "Come back, I have not eaten in years!!!" An started throwing a tantrum. In his rage he destroyed a toilet.
"Whell, whell. What have we here? Y?ou have done an EVIL deed. Now you must die!" Said the hammerdwarf and broke all of snoopicus's limbs. Snoopicus then lay there. Dead!!!

[Taco Dan]

The End?

[PTTG??]

Good.