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Author Topic: Try Not to be the Pawn of the Reptiloids [Text Game]  (Read 9977 times)

Pandarsenic

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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #105 on: May 25, 2009, 06:20:20 pm »
They'll alert the reptiloids, but they won't know to look for a RESPECTABLE CITIZEN!

Hide and change from hobo outfit to original outfit.

Find his car and try to remember if we know how to drive.
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #106 on: May 25, 2009, 06:33:03 pm »
You stash the items in your nifty hobo hat and run off to find your clothes. You take a moment to change into them and your switch from having the items in your nifty hobo hat to your pockets. You run back to the BurgerShack outlet to find the guy's car. You find it quite difficult because there are more than 200 cars here. You also remember you failed your drivers test.
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #107 on: May 25, 2009, 06:45:25 pm »
Key a random car.
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #108 on: May 25, 2009, 07:24:07 pm »
You go to a random car and put the key in it. Nope. You do it again. Nothing. And again. No again. Again. Nope. Again. Nothing. Again. Still no. Again. Nada. This is going to take a while.
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #109 on: May 25, 2009, 07:34:22 pm »
Key (v.) "vandalize a car by scratching the sides with a key; 'His new Mercedes was keyed last night in the parking lot'" - Princeton.edu

Now let's try that again. Key a random car.
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #110 on: May 25, 2009, 07:46:28 pm »
Oh... eh... I was just testing you... again. >_>

You take the key and start scratching the side of a car. Just for fun you start scratching vulgar words.
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #111 on: May 25, 2009, 07:47:59 pm »
>Poop on the engine
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Re: Pawn of the Government [Text Game]
« Reply #112 on: May 25, 2009, 07:53:55 pm »
You pull the hood and lower your pants. You sit down and spread your cheeks, deploying a log of "chocolate."
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Re: Try Not to be the Pawn of the Reptiloids [Text Game]
« Reply #113 on: May 25, 2009, 08:11:35 pm »
>Hijack Car
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Re: Try Not to be the Pawn of the Reptiloids [Text Game]
« Reply #114 on: May 25, 2009, 08:13:00 pm »
A different car than the one we just defaced, of course.
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Try Not to be the Pawn of the Reptiloids [Text Game]
« Reply #115 on: May 25, 2009, 08:14:06 pm »
Yes.

First
>Steal anything important from defecated car
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Re: Try Not to be the Pawn of the Reptiloids [Text Game]
« Reply #116 on: May 25, 2009, 08:31:19 pm »
You punch the window. Your hand starts to bleed. You go in and look around. You find some Christian Rock CD, an AOL promo CD, a bag with 12 car radios, some groceries, a car radio, and the keys to this car in the ignition. Huh. You are not sure what you should take.
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Re: Try Not to be the Pawn of the Reptiloids [Text Game]
« Reply #117 on: May 25, 2009, 08:33:01 pm »
Take groceries and radio.

Then:

>BURN IT WITH FIRE(the car)
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Re: Try Not to be the Pawn of the Reptiloids [Text Game]
« Reply #118 on: May 25, 2009, 08:43:04 pm »
WAIT

Also take bag of radios, both CDs, and the keys.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Try Not to be the Pawn of the Reptiloids [Text Game]
« Reply #119 on: May 25, 2009, 08:58:19 pm »
You take the bag of radios, the car radio (which you put into the bag), both of the CDs, the keys, and the groceries. You search your pockets and the groceries, but you can't find anything to burn the car with.
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