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[Pandarsenic]

Swallow tongue.

[Jack_Bread]

That wouldn't work. You did that a week ago and the trash has been taken out and the garbage truck came yesterday...
You search the dumpster anyway. You find a pair of nifty hobo shoes, a nifty hobo hat, and a pair of nifty hobo underwear. Also a bottle of pills.
You attempt to swallow your tongue.
...
You find it quite impossible.

[Pandarsenic]

Take everything we found.

Change into hobo disguise.

[Jack_Bread]

You unequip all of your clothing and equip the nifty hobo hat in head, nifty hobo shoes in feet, nifty hobo underwear in shirt, and bottle of pills in weapon (primary). You feel a brisk draft coming on. The other hobos take your knife!

[Pandarsenic]

Reclaim knife.

Beat hobos to death with MiniTV if necessary.

[Jack_Bread]

You grab the MiniTV and stash it in your nifty hobo underwear. You chase after the hobos and, after a few blocks, you manage to tackle the one with your knife. You attempt to get the knife back, but he resists. You start to beat him with the MiniTV. He foes unconsious after the 57th hit.
You stand up triumphantly holding your knife in the air.

[Pandarsenic]

Slit his throat with the knife as punishment for his theft.

[Jack_Bread]

You cut his throat. The blood sprays everywhere. The local women don't seem to like that. They scream and call the cops. One of the hobos stares back at you and accidentally running in the street, getting hit by a car.

[inaluct]

> Scream "You're all being controlled by the reptiloids! Don't you SEE?! You have to break their grasp!" etc

>Disappear into the night/day

[Squeegy]

> look

[Jack_Bread]

You scream "You're all being controlled by the reptiloids! Don't you SEE?! You have to break their grasp!" and a whole bunch of other nonsense. Several shady figures (with the exception of their tin foil hats) come out and preach with you. You then disappear into the day and look somewhere.

[NUKE9.13]

>Purvey some tinned prunes
>Go to the HQ of that burger place.

[Jack_Bread]

You can't find any tinned prunes. You decide to go to BurgerShack's HQ. Oh wait... it's in Washington. You do find one of it's outlets though. It is a small, windowless building. The door is opened and it looks like one of the workers is smoking outside. He looks quite pale.

[Org]

>Gut him

Well...wait

DO this
a-Threaten him with knife (proceed to b)
b-Get money/food/whatever from him(If he complies, go to c, if not d)
c-Gut him like a fish
d-Slit throat(proceed to e)
e-Eat organs(go to f)
f-hide

[Jack_Bread]

You run up to him, threatening to slit his throat with your knife. He yells "Dude! Please! Don't kill me!" He starts crying. "I don't want to die!" He empties his pockets into your hands. He was carrying a bag of gummy worms, his wallet, 58¢, and some car keys. He shoots you a look, wondering if you were going to let you go. He learns never to trust a guy in nifty hobo garb. You stab him over and over, each stab bringing out one of his organs. You stand there. The local women don't seem to like that. They call the cops on you for loitering.