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[Shoruke]

"I agree with the guy who is suddenly wearing shades and wasn't before. If we go into the future and bring stuff back, and then go into the future again (but not as far) and bring the same thing back, then we can automatically generate an infinite sequence of stuff!"

[Strife26]

"Well, we'll have to start with a flamethrower, won't we?"

[WorkerDrone]

"Probably. Can we stop for Future Ice Cream on the way? I'm also kind of hungry." Mumblings of agreement drifted around the room from the Secret Servicemen. The President also voiced his agreement.

"But what do we stop for? Tacos? Or pizza?"

"What about Indian food?"

"Polish?"

"No that gives me gas..."

"We could always stop at a few places."

[Squeegy]

The people in the room begin picking up the foodstuffs from all cultures that were clearly there since the meeting started.

[ToonyMan]

Oh hell no.  There got to be a Neo with a Smith.  The ying and yang.




Neo bursts through wall.

[Duke 2.0]

The man with shades looked at the broken wall, and the cause.

 "Mister Anderson, understand this visit is for the benefit of us both. We can stop these wars before they start."

[ToonyMan]

*Neo goes in fighting stance and waves hand back twice gesturing "Bring it."*

[Poltifar]

Suddenly, a blinding flash of light fills the room. As the people present regain their sight, they notice a portal standing by one of the walls. From it starts walking out many white-armor-wearing humanoid entities, all seemingly armed with futuristic rifles. Once two dozen are out and standing in formation, a black-clad humanoid walks out, striking a sinister pose.

"I am Darth Vader, and I have come to destroy the time machine. Once this time machine is destroyed, only the Empire shall have a time machine, the one which I currently have, and thus shall conquer the universe and destroy the accursed Jedi with ease. Hand it over, or face a horrible death."

[Myroc]

And out of nowhere, a robot appears, stating he's depressed. No one listens.

[ToonyMan]

"Who are you?" the President asks.  Proving that presidents are stupood.

[Squeegy]

Suddenly, Darth Vader's suit malfunctions in the past air, causing him to die. With no leaders, the storm troopers break up and become lost in the past.

[Poltifar]

The storm troopers decide to join a circus, were they exhibit their comically catastrophic shooting and combat prowess to entertain large crowds. They live happily ever after, the end.

Now back to the President.