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[Squeegy]

Reality suddenly distorts slightly, then returns to normal.

"Oh. Sorry. Forget I said that."

[Strife26]

"Order gentlemen. I purpose that find a willing subject and attempt to send them 100 years in the past."

[The Doctor]

"We already have. Bring in ze subject, dumkopfs!"

A coffin is dragged in, bearing the name "Adolf Hitler" on the lid.

"In hindsight, it was a bit of a mistake..."

[Squeegy]

"Will the time machine work on a dead man? More to the point, will it matter if it works? He's dead."

[The Doctor]

"Well, duh! He was sent back in time a hundred years!

We already DID the experiment. Time travel, you know, it's a bitch."

[Squeegy]

"Ah, time travel. Confusing before it's even begun."

[WorkerDrone]

"Hey guys! I just found out! I'm gonna be a-" But it was to late.

[Squeegy]

Suddenly a man bursts through the door the coffin came out of. "OH SHIT! GUYS! I JUST FOUND OUT! ONE OF US IS A TRAITOR AND HE'S GOING TO SHOOT M--"

A gunshot rings out and the man falls over dead. No one can determine where the shot came from.

[Strife26]

"Would going back in time to determine who did it be a good idea?"


"We could just see who has a gun with one less than expected bullets"

[Squeegy]

"Except they've gone back in time to give themselves another bullet to load in!"

[WorkerDrone]

"But that bullet has to come from somewhere, meaning it would be missing now! Therefore, SMITH IS THE TRAITOR!"

[Duke 2.0]

Suddenly, one of the men morphs into a guy in a suit with dark shades. Of course, all the men in the room were in suits and half of them had shades(Being security and all), so this was unnoticed. He then straightened his tie, and spoke up.

 "Gentlemen, I propose we use this technology to look into the future, as opposed to the past. Perhaps through that we may make advances that will benefit...us."

[Squeegy]

"But the bullet was bought from a nearby gun store, which doesn't keep track of every bullet purchased! Therefore, the killer is invisible! ... On an unrelated note, I lost the lead."

[Strife26]

"Spy check!"

[WorkerDrone]

"But we don't have flamethrowers on hand..."