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[Strife26]

(This is an RP thread. Everyone is free to post and drive the storyline. I'd like to avoid VN level nonsense, but some humor is fine. I don't have any set plans, so here we go!)


The White House Conference Room wasn't too full. Just the President and his top advisors, along with the omni-present Secret Servicemen. Talking to them was Dr Quakenbush, the classic mad scientist.

"My team has made a most monumental discovery gentlemen. I believe that we have a way to travel time."

[ToonyMan]

"All we have to do is pull out little bits of your brain.  See?  Now with this new knowledge we have we can..."

[Squeegy]

"...also develop the mind control device. Two birds with one stone! A huge success, wouldn't you say, gentlemen?"

[WorkerDrone]

The President stiffened. "Your saying we can go back in time and prevent the Dinosaurs from going into extinction?"

The President paused. "Do it."

[Strife26]

Agent Johnson remarked to Smith, both of who were avid RTSers,
"Be sure to bring Borris along."

[ToonyMan]

"Don't forget about the SCV's!!!"

[Frelock]

"Ya, mein Furhur!... I mean...Yes, Mr. President," Dr Quakenbush replied.  "I just need a few kilograms of plutonium, and a DeLorean."

[Squeegy]

Just as the narrator mentioned RTSes, a man bursts through the window wearing a bomb vest! "Moonleveeeer!" he screams as he rushes toward the president.

[inaluct]

"This presents an unprecedented danger to the integrity of our history. We can't abuse it. In fact, the safest thing to do would be to destroy it and forget it ever existed. Who knows what havoc it could wreak in the wrong hands?", said the Secretary of the Interior, ignoring the insane idiot with the fake bomb vest.

"He's lying! This is a fantastic idea! I fully advocate it's use," remarked Andrew Jackson. "After all, what could go wrong?"

[Squeegy]

The insane idiot with the fake bomb vest runs toward the president and starts rubbing all over him before a Secret Serviceman puts him out of his misery with a pistol.

Dr Quakenbush remarks, "Yes, it is a time-tested*, foolproof**, completely safe*** and reliable**** method of time travel."

*Two seconds.
**Not so much.
***Jurassic Park safe.
****According to tabloids.

EDIT: I said Quakenbush no no I never changed it no shut up shut up I'm not listening it was Quakenbush

[ToonyMan]

"Now hand over your brain Mr. President."

[WorkerDrone]

"I think Mr. Johnson here wants to fill that position. But do tell me when the Dinosaurs are back."

[Frelock]

"What?  Dinosaurs?!" Shouted the secretary of defense, waking up from his mid-conference nap.  "Send in the Marines!  Call the air force!  Nuke the prehistoric bastards back to extinction!"

[Squeegy]

A T-Rex walks up to the window and sticks his head in, then roars at the people inside.

Dr. Quakenburg says, "Ah, time travel. Confusing before it is even begun."

[Strife26]

"Would killing Hitler be a good idea?"

"NO!"