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Author Topic: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration  (Read 3625 times)

Sl4cker

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #45 on: April 24, 2016, 07:40:39 am »

"I'll need to kill some more jello monsters or something if I want to get my hands on this."

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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #46 on: April 24, 2016, 09:10:39 am »

"I require more minerals additional funds!" [70]
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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #47 on: April 24, 2016, 09:15:51 am »

"Whoops, looks like my wallet is empty." [60]
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Harry Baldman

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #48 on: April 24, 2016, 10:30:18 am »

"Uh, do you take American Express?"
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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #49 on: April 24, 2016, 11:10:04 am »

"No...t-this can't be I'm..out of cash..." 40
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Rip Abigail South Death by Drop pod my avatar is now morbid.

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #50 on: April 25, 2016, 11:47:21 am »

"Damn it, I knew I should have saved my gold instead of paying for the Single Lonely Man's Nighttime Slumber Party Package... but it was worth it."

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #51 on: April 28, 2016, 03:48:05 pm »

Did I get my pocket picked?

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Coolrune206

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #52 on: April 28, 2016, 09:37:53 pm »

"I'm poor as fuck" 10
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #53 on: April 28, 2016, 09:50:09 pm »

"I'm out of dosh well....time to mug some assholes!" 0
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Sl4cker

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #54 on: April 28, 2016, 09:52:28 pm »

The character is about to cast a powerful magic attack.

"You like fireworks? You probably won't in about two seconds!"
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
carrot cakeu

Coolrune206

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #55 on: April 28, 2016, 10:03:42 pm »

(Shouts name of the spell)

"Magic missile! Inferno effect, +3! Roll for enemy's defence failed. Automatic kill. I win!"
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

AbstractTraitorHero

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #56 on: April 28, 2016, 10:21:03 pm »

"TIME TO SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF GLAMOUR! MAGICAL SPECIAL MOVE!!!!!"70
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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2016, 08:41:03 pm »

all shall fall. (spell name here)

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