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Author Topic: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration  (Read 3626 times)

MidnightJaguar

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2016, 09:04:11 pm »
[The protagonists cracks his knuckles as he says this] I think you've got about 30 seconds before that berserk pack kicks in, if I were you I'd have already started running.
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23:31:46 <pancaeks> "Today on mystery science with the eggheads: we created these sentient crystal people, now we're going to find out if they explode!"

MainPiston: Epilogue.

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2016, 09:21:15 pm »
"I gon kill you alls." 0
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2016, 09:22:02 pm »
The protagonist is touching a health item, but is already at full health . . .

"I'm already at full health!" [100]
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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2016, 09:34:34 pm »
"I don't do drugs unless I need healing" 90
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Quote from: hector13 on July 21, 2016, 10:17:32 pm
((I just facepalmed so hard I have a concussion))
Rip Abigail South Death by Drop pod my avatar is now morbid.

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #34 on: April 21, 2016, 09:37:41 pm »
"this potion tastes nasty! why would I drink it if I'm already at full health?"[80] 
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There are two types of great forts. Theres "hey guys look at my awesome fort were we kill all the invaders and have steel everything". Then there's
 "Holy **** every thing is all ****ed up What the **** have we done ?"

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2016, 09:49:19 pm »
"Don't you know over-healing causes cancer?" (70).
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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2016, 10:02:31 pm »
health above 100%? What is this is 1993?
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23:31:46 <pancaeks> "Today on mystery science with the eggheads: we created these sentient crystal people, now we're going to find out if they explode!"

MainPiston: Epilogue.

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2016, 01:00:44 pm »
[The protagonist proceeds to down the potion anyway, because it's one of those games.]
"Ah... that really hit the spot. Elixirs of Complete Restoration always taste the best!"

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2016, 01:13:24 pm »
"Thanks but no thanks, I'm full up."
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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2016, 01:32:01 pm »
"Dude no I'm not wasting health potions" 30
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Quote from: hector13 on July 21, 2016, 10:17:32 pm
((I just facepalmed so hard I have a concussion))
Rip Abigail South Death by Drop pod my avatar is now morbid.

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #40 on: April 23, 2016, 01:50:27 pm »
"Thanks for the thought, but I can do without cirrhosis."

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #41 on: April 24, 2016, 07:08:46 am »
Not needed right now

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #42 on: April 24, 2016, 07:31:48 am »
"I should get stabbed before I down another one of these.

Not that I want to be stabbed, of course."

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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #43 on: April 24, 2016, 07:33:00 am »
Yey!

The protagonist tries to buy something, but he has no money

"Damnit, I'm out of cash!"

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Re: BARK! A Forum Game of Creative Frustration
« Reply #44 on: April 24, 2016, 07:34:12 am »
"I must construct additional pylons acquire more funds!

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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."
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