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Arcvasti

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #165 on: October 13, 2014, 11:12:05 pm »
OH GOD THE PAPERCUTS

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #166 on: October 14, 2014, 05:55:50 pm »
You fall down off your jump perch with such velocity, that when you swing upwards again the cord breaks and flings you off into space, dooming you to a death of freezing and asphyxiation.

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Multiple babies means that the force is distributed per baby, so less force total per baby.
burning dwarves is a sign of productivity

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #167 on: October 14, 2014, 10:10:42 pm »
after a healthy twenty-hour long playthrough of the entire campaign, zombies attack your house. you defend with planting cabbages in your front lawn. it does not end well.

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #168 on: October 14, 2014, 10:22:50 pm »
Some things are NOT MEANT TO BE MIXED. The British Thought Police crucify you for your crimes against civilized beverages.

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #169 on: October 24, 2014, 03:15:49 pm »
*Police report*
The subject seems to have hung their self....on a sock.

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #170 on: October 24, 2014, 03:17:29 pm »
Forgot to eat and drink.

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #171 on: October 24, 2014, 03:20:03 pm »
An old man who used to dabble in pixel art sees yours. He's so impressed he has a heart attack and dies.

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #172 on: October 24, 2014, 04:54:32 pm »
You accidentally swallow your beverage via your lungs, and in the panic that ensues from your beverage-chokery, you end up falling out of your chair and smashing your head open on the desk.

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #173 on: October 24, 2014, 05:52:23 pm »
Trip over a tree root buried in leaves and break your neck.

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #174 on: October 25, 2014, 10:05:45 am »
You improperly mounted your garage door spring, and it comes loose, flying the steel wire at the other end around, cutting your head off. Oh, and it also scratched up your car something awful.


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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #175 on: October 25, 2014, 10:56:36 am »
Your teacher hid an occult summoning ritual in your geometry homework and a devil eats your heart. You die five hours later.

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Your tabs are just pure chaos, Wolfkit.
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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #176 on: October 25, 2014, 11:23:12 am »
You inhale too much, and your lungs split into gore. Forumite has been found dead, asphyxiation.

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #177 on: October 25, 2014, 01:38:58 pm »
You draw them with your blood until you bleed to death.

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Re: Make an innocent action result in death!
« Reply #178 on: October 25, 2014, 05:00:16 pm »
I'm sorry, was that bleeding mess your face?



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