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"I'll just train my hammering on this wild tortoise, shouldn't be that har- ARGH, it bit off my hand! And now my other hand! And now despite me having broken all its limbs it's gnawing on my throat!"

And that's how I lost a legendary hammerdwarf, christened Handyman moments prior to his death as part of the finest traditions of Greateststandards