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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #75 on: March 07, 2014, 05:45:22 pm »
Quote from: birdy51 on March 07, 2014, 02:03:11 pm
Hiss at the cars like a cat, and make that armour.
+1 oh necessarily
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #76 on: March 08, 2014, 08:18:56 am »
You begin stuffing leaves into your shirt, sleeves and pants. You now appear fat. Afterwards you stand next to the door, and begin hissing like a cat. You open your mouth and pull your lips back and go hissssssssssssssss.

After an hissing escapade you notice a van of green colouration stupping close to you. You see a hand showing you to walk there, and you comply. In the van you see a fat man with greasy hair. He is telling you to jump in if you need a ride.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #77 on: March 08, 2014, 08:27:58 am »
Purr under your breath and jump into the strangers care. Fat people are always good people.

Thank him with a smile and a nod.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #78 on: March 08, 2014, 08:54:14 am »
Jump onto him and start slashing at his stomach.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #79 on: March 08, 2014, 09:06:39 am »
-1 to killing him. We just met him. :(
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #80 on: March 08, 2014, 01:50:31 pm »
Quote from: birdy51 on March 08, 2014, 09:06:39 am
-1 to killing him. We just met him. :(

How dare you say that on the Slaves to Armok: God of Blood, Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress forums?!

BLASPHEMY!
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #81 on: March 10, 2014, 06:44:12 pm »
Actually it's more like Reality, The Universe, Milky Way Galaxy, Sol System, Earth, Computers, The Internet; Slaves to Armok: God of Blood, Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress Bay12 Games Forum > Finally ... > Forum Games and Roleplaying > You are a human.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #82 on: March 10, 2014, 10:55:13 pm »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on March 10, 2014, 06:44:12 pm
Actually it's more like Reality, The Universe, Milky Way Galaxy, Sol System, Earth, Computers, The Internet; Slaves to Armok: God of Blood, Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress Bay12 Games Forum > Finally ... > Forum Games and Roleplaying > You are a human.

...+1 to slashing. Also, make a necklace out of what you can find inside him, and then take the car into one of the nearest cities.

We must be hungry, so let's go to a drive-thru and try to order a hamburger after the whole ordeal.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #83 on: March 11, 2014, 12:00:19 am »
-1 to slashing. Instead sit crosslegged on the seat.
And no seatbelt.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #84 on: March 11, 2014, 06:16:03 am »
Purring, you jump into the van and sit down in a crosslegged style. The man says: "You should put on the seatbelt..." You decide not to, and you go on a drive. You quickly leave the forest and realize you are driving towards the city of El Paso.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #85 on: March 11, 2014, 08:25:12 am »
:O El Paso.

Radio: * plays "I'm Only Human" *
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #86 on: March 11, 2014, 02:06:50 pm »
+1 to the radio.

Followed by something by the cars.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #87 on: March 11, 2014, 02:15:41 pm »
Quote from: Aseaheru on March 11, 2014, 02:06:50 pm
+1 to the radio.

Followed by something by the cars.
Or the Trucks
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