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Author Topic: You are a human.  (Read 3178 times)

Epichighfive321

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #45 on: March 04, 2014, 10:05:39 pm »
Quote from: Icefire2314 on March 04, 2014, 09:31:50 pm
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Quote from: birdy51 on March 04, 2014, 08:48:08 pm
Pretend to have a heart attack.
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Also a seizure from the heart attack. We have to look insane here, escaping the asylum will be easier.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #46 on: March 05, 2014, 06:56:32 am »
You quickly attempt to act all heartattacky. Your seizure is a worth an oscar and so is your flapping on the floor like a dying fish. The police quickly come in to find you like this. You are hospitalized. Sitting in your hospital room, you know that there is a policeman waiting outside.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #47 on: March 05, 2014, 10:20:51 am »
Talk to your doctors about how this is a vary steep punishment for attempting to kidnap some beavers. Mutter about damn dam builders.
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CaptainMcClellan

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #48 on: March 05, 2014, 12:19:33 pm »
If not, everyone I've ever met is wrong.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #49 on: March 05, 2014, 12:20:40 pm »
Start pointing behind the doctors while screaming: ALIENS!
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #50 on: March 05, 2014, 01:23:51 pm »
Chew on the pillow.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #51 on: March 05, 2014, 01:27:20 pm »
Quote from: birdy51 on March 05, 2014, 01:23:51 pm
Chew on the pillow.
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Humans chew on pillows sometimes, but it is considered abnormal.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #52 on: March 05, 2014, 01:30:38 pm »
Quote from: birdy51 on March 05, 2014, 01:23:51 pm
Chew on the pillow.

+2 I know someone who does, and I have in the past. Tho' I don' make a habit of it.
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Epichighfive321

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #53 on: March 05, 2014, 01:51:12 pm »
Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on March 05, 2014, 01:30:38 pm
Quote from: birdy51 on March 05, 2014, 01:23:51 pm
Chew on the pillow.

+2 I know someone who does, and I have in the past. Tho' I don' make a habit of it.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #54 on: March 05, 2014, 02:18:49 pm »
You mutter about the damn beavers, and how they always ruin your days. Afterwards you point behind the doctors, screaming there are aliens. They are frightened and leave the room. You begin chewing on your pillow. You are alone in your room.
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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #55 on: March 05, 2014, 02:28:02 pm »
Are ... are there really aliens?
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #56 on: March 05, 2014, 02:29:13 pm »
Good. Retain sanity and check the windows to see if they are barred.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #57 on: March 06, 2014, 06:46:05 pm »
Also, are there any beavers in the room? What about under the bed? Any beavers outside when we go to look?
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Epichighfive321

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #58 on: March 06, 2014, 06:50:29 pm »
Isn't that a beaver there!
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #59 on: March 06, 2014, 06:53:16 pm »
We have to look for beavers in our clothes, too. One could have crawled up a pant sleeve and be crawling around in there.
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