Topic: You are a human. (Read 3274 times)

ICBM pilot · « **Reply #60 on:** March 06, 2014, 09:11:31 pm »

Don't forget to check the space between the walls for beavers.

Detoxicated · « **Reply #61 on:** March 07, 2014, 10:25:01 am »

You look at the window, and see that it is unbarred. You are on the third floor though, so escape must be planned carefully. You wonder if there really are aliens? A shiver runs down your spine, the thought of tentacled spaceblobs makes you scared. Just as scared that there could be beavers in this room.

You check in every corner of the room, under the bed, in the cracks of the wall. At last you fear they might be crawling in your sleeves, so you decide to take off your clothes.

You are naked.

There is a mirror on the wall, a bed on the floor and a drawer right next to it.

CaptainMcClellan · « **Reply #62 on:** March 07, 2014, 10:26:24 am »

> A giant cockroach crawls out of a hole in the wall. You mistake it for a beaver and proceed to flip out.

Detoxicated · « **Reply #63 on:** March 07, 2014, 10:29:32 am »

You flip out over a cockroach you think you see. Twisted in thought, the cockroach appears as a beaver, which is even more unsettling. You are running in circles through the room. "Beavers, Beavers" you proclaim loudly.

CaptainMcClellan · « **Reply #64 on:** March 07, 2014, 10:31:00 am »

> Your shrieks of terror echo throughout the halls and summon forth a...

Detoxicated · « **Reply #65 on:** March 07, 2014, 10:35:29 am »

You call upon a vortex of insanity. The vortex sucks you in, and you cease to exist on this plane in this form.

You are a human.

CaptainMcClellan · « **Reply #66 on:** March 07, 2014, 10:37:03 am »

WIN!

( So like, what exactly are we doing here? )

Detoxicated · « **Reply #67 on:** March 07, 2014, 11:09:26 am »

You are a human. And you are wondering what you are doing here too.

birdy51 · « **Reply #68 on:** March 07, 2014, 11:14:57 am »

Search for beavers.

CaptainMcClellan · « **Reply #69 on:** March 07, 2014, 11:32:04 am »

>Find nutria rats instead.

Detoxicated · « **Reply #70 on:** March 07, 2014, 12:51:16 pm »

You are in a forest. Wondering if there is any beavers or nutria rats, you start wandering the woods to find them. After a while of aimless wandering you realize you're approaching a road, and you can hear some cars passing by.

You wear a backpack and have a wooden spear, your skin colour is brown.

CaptainMcClellan · « **Reply #71 on:** March 07, 2014, 02:01:33 pm »

> Craft armour from the roadside litter.

birdy51 · « **Reply #72 on:** March 07, 2014, 02:03:11 pm »

Hiss at the cars like a cat, and make that armour.

darkpaladin109 · « **Reply #73 on:** March 07, 2014, 02:06:57 pm »

Reveal that you are secretly an alien and transform into your true form.

Tawa · « **Reply #74 on:** March 07, 2014, 05:44:04 pm »

Stuff leaves down your shirt (in your backpack?) and walk like a gorilla.

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