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Author Topic: Homeboy Peasant [SG]  (Read 4938 times)

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Re: Homeboy Peasant [SG]
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2014, 04:25:40 am »

"Ugly, roar!" Ugly lets loose a deafening roar, and you can smell his rancid breath from here. The thug is unfazed, instead attempting to leap on Ugly. "Ugly, leap!" Ugly leaps and crashes into him mid-air, but the over-muscled thug gets the advantage, pushing Ugly to the ground. The thug is occupied, and you take the advantage to attack him while he is on the ground. You raise your torch and bring it down to the thug's calf. The torch goes through the thug's jeans, setting it alight. He rolls on the ground in pain.

The thug's knuckle-dusters begin to glow, and he screams: "CHECK YO'SELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO'SELF!" You and Ugly are knocked away by a shockwave, landing on the wall. The thug gets up, legs burnt, smiling. "Gotcha now, fuckaz."


Name: O.T.Z
Health: Okay
Injuries:
Winded
Equipment:
Torch
Peasant Rags
Followers:
Rhothian Cave Dweller [Hurt] [Winded]

Follower Abilities:
Leap [Leap on enemies, stunning them.]
Roar [Roar at enemies, lowering Attack.]
Claw [Claw enemies, causing bleed.]

Enemies:
Thug Boss
Health: Okay [Burnt]
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Re: Homeboy Peasant [SG]
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2014, 04:48:56 am »

Lets order ugly to leap again. But this time, we take a kick to his nuts. Repeatedly, if possible.
Gonna see who got whom real quick...
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Re: Homeboy Peasant [SG]
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2014, 11:37:40 am »

Lets order ugly to leap again. But this time, we take a kick to his nuts. Repeatedly, if possible.
Gonna see who got whom real quick...
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Re: Homeboy Peasant [SG]
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2014, 03:25:36 pm »

Lets order ugly to leap again. But this time, we take a kick to his nuts. Repeatedly, if possible.
Gonna see who got whom real quick...
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Re: Homeboy Peasant [SG]
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2014, 04:04:28 pm »

Lets order ugly to leap again. But this time, we take a kick to his nuts. Repeatedly, if possible.
Gonna see who got whom real quick...
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Re: Homeboy Peasant [SG]
« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2014, 02:37:40 am »

"Ugly, leap again!"

Ugly swiftly gets up to his feet and leaps, landing on top of the thug. The thug, however, was prepared. Ugly slumps off of the thug and spasms, blood pouring from his stomach. The thug wipes the blood on his shirt, laughing. You run towards him, kicking him in the balls. You get him. He grunts, eyes closing in pain, but he punches you with his giant knuckle-dusters.

"Fucker," he grunts. "That hurt!"


Name: O.T.Z
Health: Not so okay
Injuries:
Really Winded
Equipment:
Torch
Peasant Rags
Followers:
Rhothian Cave Dweller [Dying] [Winded] [Bleeding]

Follower Abilities:
Leap [Leap on enemies, stunning them.]
Roar [Roar at enemies, lowering Attack.]
Claw [Claw enemies, causing bleed.]

Enemies:
Thug Boss
Health: Not so okay [Burnt]
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Re: Homeboy Peasant [SG]
« Reply #36 on: April 15, 2014, 07:58:10 am »

Get Ugly to claw him (if... Possible...) then smack the thug!

With some luck, Ugly will die and we'll put the Thug under our control. I dunno. Probably not gonna work, but hey, whatever.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2014, 08:05:10 am by Lyeos »
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Re: Homeboy Peasant [SG]
« Reply #37 on: April 15, 2014, 03:47:00 pm »

Get Ugly to claw him (if... Possible...) then smack the thug!

With some luck, Ugly will die and we'll put the Thug under our control. I dunno. Probably not gonna work, but hey, whatever.

I guess try this.
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Re: Homeboy Peasant [SG]
« Reply #38 on: May 02, 2014, 06:04:35 pm »

Channel your pimp-a-licious power into another Legendary kick to the balls.
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