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[Cheesecake]

All you remember is walking down Crossleaf Avenue, taking the dough from some chumps who owed you. You're the number one gangsta in this hood. They all know that. This was your kingdom. Was. You woke up in a field, surrounded by a bunch of filthy freaks, dressed in those dorky Renaissance costumes. You decide to pull out your 99 to cap these fuckers, but you can't seem to find your gun, or even your holster. You lift your head off the dirt to see that you are dressed in a Renaissance costume as well. Aight, fuck this. You get up, raising your fists to defend yourself from these freaks, but a jolt of pain runs down your back and you fall back down to your knees.

A tall, gruff man in armor points his sword at you, dulled with use and stinking of blood. "In the name of Lord Hampton, name yourself peasant!"

Who are you?

Name:
Gender:
Age:
Bio:

What gangsta where you? [Determines your first "class"]
-Dealer [Deal drugs, get money. Buy drugs, deal drugs, get more money.]

-Pimp [Shake hands, slap hoes, wear a pink coat.]

-Thug [Cap all yo asses.]

What kind of town is this? [Determines your first "quests"]
-Monster hunting [Surrounded by hateful, ugly beasts, this town needs more fodder with swords to defend it.]

-Dungeon exploring [There's a big old dungeon, built straight into a mountain face. Who knows what awaits inside?]

-Arena [A place to joust, hold melees, and please the highborn lords and ladies with the blood of the commons.]

[What is this?]
A game where you play as a gangsta taken away from the streets and thrust into a high/low (depends) fantasy world. Accept it.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Name:Jason Stevenson
Gender: Male
Age:21
Bio: Jason grew up as a gangster when the local gang picked him up from the streets. He quickly rose through the ranks, until eventually taking there've red title fo Leader.
Thug
Arena

[escaped lurker]

Name: Johnathan Tailor O. T. Z.
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Bio: Dropping out of Highschool due to truancy, violent behaviour, public indecency and not to even speak of his grades, Johnathan Tailor - aka O. T. Z. - took the only job that he qualified for. Kinda. And no, he did not qualify for turning burgers either. He even seemed to have some talent at it, but it also might have been the local lack of competition...
Class: Pimp
Quest: Dungeon exploring

[3man75]

Name:Jason Stevenson
Gender: Male
Age:21
Bio: Jason grew up as a gangster when the local gang picked him up from the streets. He quickly roae through the ranks, until eventually taking there've red title fo Leader.
Thug
Arena

+1

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Is this still going ahead? Cause not a lot of people noticed it, and even less posted.

[Harry Baldman]

Name: Johnathan Tailor O. T. Z.
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Bio: Dropping out of Highschool due to truancy, violent behaviour, public indecency and not to even speak of his grades, Johnathan Tailor - aka O. T. Z. - took the only job that he qualified for. Kinda. And no, he did not qualify for turning burgers either. He even seemed to have some talent at it, but it also might have been the local lack of competition...
Class: Pimp
Quest: Dungeon exploring

Let's go with this, eh?

[Harbingerjm]

Name: Johnathan Tailor O. T. Z.
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Bio: Dropping out of Highschool due to truancy, violent behaviour, public indecency and not to even speak of his grades, Johnathan Tailor - aka O. T. Z. - took the only job that he qualified for. Kinda. And no, he did not qualify for turning burgers either. He even seemed to have some talent at it, but it also might have been the local lack of competition...
Class: Pimp
Quest: Dungeon exploring

Let's go with this, eh?

Pimp dungeon? I like where this is going.

[Funk]

Name: Johnathan Tailor O. T. Z.
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Bio: Dropping out of Highschool due to truancy, violent behaviour, public indecency and not to even speak of his grades, Johnathan Tailor - aka O. T. Z. - took the only job that he qualified for. Kinda. And no, he did not qualify for turning burgers either. He even seemed to have some talent at it, but it also might have been the local lack of competition...
Class: Pimp
Quest: Dungeon exploring

Let's go with this, eh?

Pimp dungeon? I like where this is going.

+1 get them elves back on the street.

[Parsely]

Name: Johnathan Tailor O. T. Z.
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Bio: Dropping out of Highschool due to truancy, violent behaviour, public indecency and not to even speak of his grades, Johnathan Tailor - aka O. T. Z. - took the only job that he qualified for. Kinda. And no, he did not qualify for turning burgers either. He even seemed to have some talent at it, but it also might have been the local lack of competition...
Class: Pimp
Quest: Dungeon exploring

Let's go with this, eh?

Pimp dungeon? I like where this is going.

+1 get them elves back on the street.

+1 Where's a TCM when you need him?!

[Mr. Strange]

Name: Johnathan Tailor O. T. Z.
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Bio: Dropping out of Highschool due to truancy, violent behaviour, public indecency and not to even speak of his grades, Johnathan Tailor - aka O. T. Z. - took the only job that he qualified for. Kinda. And no, he did not qualify for turning burgers either. He even seemed to have some talent at it, but it also might have been the local lack of competition...
Class: Pimp
Quest: Dungeon exploring

Let's go with this, eh?

Pimp dungeon? I like where this is going.

+1 get them elves back on the street.

+1 Where's a TCM when you need him?!

+1

[Haspen]

+1 to the above and also PTWing :3

[Cheesecake]

You push away the sword pointed at your throat. "Yo, whaddafuck man? This is O.T.Z!"

The armored man replies, "And where do you hail from, O.T.Z, and what business do you have in the Gape?"

"I don't know, dumbass! I woke up in this Renaissence - Ranessance, whatever you call it, surrounded by you freaks!"

"That tongue! Could he be-" a peasant speaks, but is cut off by the knight. "He couldn't be an otherlander. They're only myths!"

"But they've been appearing everywhere, ser! My brother is Lord Winston's jester, and he's met one!" The crowd bursts into excited murmurs.

"Very well then," the knight says, stroking his black beard. "Venture into Rhoth's Cave and see the crone. She'll tell whether or not this one is an otherlander."

"Yo, what the fu-" You are dragged off, taken from the village and brought into a cave opening. You are thrown inside and given a torch. You are forced to descend into the caves, being careful not to trip. You are told that the crone lives at the bottom, in a small room, but the way had not been used for years, and has been infested with brigands and beasts. Barely a few minutes in, you hear a deep rumbling around you. You don't know where it's coming from, but you wave your torch frantically around. As you spin, the torch illuminates a large face, vaguely human, but with empty eyes and sharp teeth. It's face contorts in a makeshift grin and roars at you, filling your nose with the scent of carrion.

"Fuck."
Name: O.T.Z
Health: Excellent
Injuries:
None
Equipment:
Torch
Peasant Rags
Followers:
None

Enemies:
Rhothian Cave Dweller
Health: Excellent

[3man75]

They didn't even come with us?

Um, let's just punch that fucker in the face followed by a kick to the face.

"I'm OTZ MOFO!!"
"NOW BACK DA FUCK UP BEFORE I SMACK YA DA FUCK UP!!"

[escaped lurker]

Aim for the eyes!
Normally you would do so with your pepper-spray, but in this case... since it does not seem to carry a torch, we also might use the light in our favour. Here is hope it is somewhat blinded by it.

[Parsely]

Stab it in the eyes with the torch! Burn muthafucka!