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[Remuthra]

What are the conditions for using our super divine power sneaker break moves?

[TCM]

What are the conditions for using our super divine power sneaker break moves?

You can use them whenever, but you'll be pretty weak and squishy afterwards, for a while.

[Remuthra]

Well, I think this is a good time.

Ascend to Godhood! Then summon a kraken directly over the cops!

I'll throw out a character sheet for Fishlord Joe as well. I'm assuming the debuff for the ultimate move happens when god mode expires, since otherwise it wouldn't make sense.

Name: Fishlord Joe
Gender: Male
Age: Older than the universe
Race: God of the Seas
Fighting Style: Uses Divine Herring as club
Signature Attack: Summon Large Aquatic Creature at High Speed
Final Break Smash Ultimate Power Strike Divine Move: Tidal Apocalypse: Fishlord Joe summons the power of the ocean. A giant tsunami erupts from him in all directions, turning the area into a small sea. Ends God Mode and causes a second post-divine mode debuff. God Mode otherwise lasts exactly twenty four hours, then ends with a single debuff.
Planned Order Once You Get to Taco Bell: Glass of Godly Icewater

[Scelly9]

Decline. Find weed dealer.

[Doomblade187]

Name: Jimmy Therion
Gender: Male
Age: 34
Race: Sylthian (alien)
Fighting Style: Rolling Uber-Drunken Beer Fist
Signature Attack: PAWNCH TO THE FACE!
Final Break Smash Ultimate Power Strike Divine Move: Storm of beer bottle destruction- Jimmy creates a mass of beer bottles (broken) that he can control to attack his enemies.
Planned Order Once You Get to Taco Bell: 5-layer beefy burrito meal.

[Parsely]

Name: Kent Mansley
Gender: Male
Age: 30
Race: Human
Fighting Style: G-Man *puts on sunglasses*
Signature Attack: Indict
Final Break Smash Ultimate Power Strike Divine Move: LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOOWWWW!!!! - Fires a tactical MRBM at the target. Collateral damage is a non-issue (Where's the Giant Mansley?).
Planned Order Once You Get to Taco Bell: Doritos Tacos Locos Twelve Pack (BIAAATCHH)

[weenog]

Fine, fuck it.

Withdraw $900 from own account, surreptitiously invite dealer somewhere out of view of the cops (they're about to get eaten, but he doesn't know that), and buy $600 in ganz and $100 in speed.  Pocket that, then hit the nearby stores to pick up an inexpensive roomy backpack to hide things in.  Also pick up three half-gallons of Wild Turkey, and two big bottles of the best mezcal available (or just tequila if there's no decent mezcal around here).  Return to bus with pockets stuffed with drugs and a backpack full of booze.

"Note to self: these guys are easily distracted. Come up with back-up plan to get dinner if they somehow lose or blow up the bus."

[SoHowAreYou]

Well do my contract, out of the polices sight of course, if they come over, and try to arrest me blast them, after showing my contract

[Xantalos]

Name: Kent Mansley
Gender: Male
Age: 30
Race: Human
Fighting Style: G-Man *puts on sunglasses*
Signature Attack: Indict
Final Break Smash Ultimate Power Strike Divine Move: LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOOWWWW!!!! - Fires a tactical MRBM at the target. Collateral damage is a non-issue (Where's the Giant Mansley?).
Planned Order Once You Get to Taco Bell: Doritos Tacos Locos Twelve Pack (BIAAATCHH)

YES
YES

[Furtuka]

force everybody into penguin costumes

[weenog]

"I prefer the clothes I have now, thanks.  Besides you're not going to find one of those ridiculous costumes big enough to fit me."

[TCM]

I'm going to have to leave this thread for a while. Sorry guys, but running 6 games at the same time is a bit too much for me. :c