Chapter 45: Spanish Slaughter
The Pastamancer goes to work to create pasta armor for his teammates. (4) He creates 3 Pasta Armor Sets! They fall to the ground in front of him.
"Hey...hey guys...I made armor....you should...get some...."He is then harassed by the
Anti-Pastians. (3 vs. 1) One of them hits him in the back of the head with a protest sign.
Rainbow Dash swims afloat, and tries accomplishing the difficult task of trying to aim a rocket launcher while swimming. She manages to hold it between her hind legs and pull the trigger with her teeth. (4 vs. 2) An exploding cupcake sails into
La Hispaniola, taking out several cannons and gunners.
As Conquistador #2 tries freeing his Halberd from
Gordon Freeman 2.0's H.E.V. suit, the doctor raises up his crowbar. (1 vs. 4) Before he can swing it, the Conquistador pulls his Halberd free and Gordon falls back from the counter-force. (4 vs. 3) He thrusts it forward again and it rips off part of the flesh of Gordon's Leg Leg.
Delta keeps his Machine Gun pointed at the side of the ship for more boarders.
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle fires off a shot at the Artillero. (1 vs. 5) The cartridge gets stuck. As he fixes it, Wintle's intended target fires a shot at him. (6 vs. 4) As the Colonel finishes getting his Rifle unjammed, he flies back as a bullet smashes into his sternum.
Applejack runs at the Bucanero with a flying buck. (5 vs. 6) She flies into the mast. (4 vs. 1) El Bucanero slices along her side.
Conquistador #2 swings his Halberd's Axe at
Gordon Freeman 2.0. (6 vs. 4) The Conquistador's Axe slices deep into his Right Shoulder, making his right arm useless, and bleeding.
El Ballestero fires a bolt at
The Pastamancer. (3+1 vs. 5) The Pasta Wizard freezes it in mid-air, (2 vs. 1) and turns it into a long branch of pasta.
Artillero jumps ships to finish off the Lieutenant, but
Delta sees it coming and fires off his Machine Gun! (5 vs. 6) The gunner evades the machine gun fire and charges
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle! (3 vs. 2) He charges the stunned Colonel and rams the butt of his rifle into his stomach. Daniel wheezes and falls backwards again.
Bucanero fires his Blunderbuss at
Applejack. (3 vs. 4) He misses and the pony (6 vs. 4) bucks him square in the jaw! There's an audible shatter, and he flies off the ship and drops into the depths below.
The guards of both ships continue brawling. (2 vs. 6) The Spanish guards are beginning to seriously cut down the Lunar ones, killing over 200 of them!
Elite Mongolian Warriors fire into the Spanish guards. (2 vs. 5) They are rushed before they can fully lift their bows, (6 vs. 1) and they are attacked by pistols and swords before they can get their own. Thus ends the Mongol unit.
Elite Mongolian Warriors have been annihilated!The captains of each respective ship continue dueling.
Hernando Cortez[ /glow] swings his Lance at Admiral Waverider. (4 vs. 5) Waverider dodges backwards and lunges back with (3 vs. 1) a slash. He makes a light laceration through Cortez's breastplate.
Hernando Cortez
Health: Light Chest Cut
Mood: ~En Guarde~
The Hispaniola
Status: On Fire, Holes in Bow, Holes in Lower Deck
- Created in the same fashion as an old Conquistador Ship, with several modern upgrades.
Sailors: 194/250
Guards: 294/500
Gunners: 90/130
Cannons: 45/65
- Numbers do not include Cortes's personal bodyguard.
Conquistador #2: Is on the trip to convert the natives to Catholicism.
Items: Alabarda Halberd, Conquistador Armor Set
Health: Several Ribs Melted, Left Ankle Torn
Ballestero: Like the last crossbowman, but more Spanish.
Ballesta takes 1 turn to load. +1 when fired.
Items: Ballesta Crossbow
Health: Burnt
Artillero: Hey look, guns!
Items: Mosquete Musket
Health: Fine
L.R.S. Crater
Status: Fine
- Captained by Admiral Waverider
- Made to be contemporary style to Cortes's vessel. However, it's modeled after a pirate ship. Aargh!
Sailors: 325/325
Guards: 250/400
Gunners: 480/480
Cannons: 70/70
- Contains small boats that can be launched and used to board enemy ships.
Gordon Freeman 2.0
Items: Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Fire Crossbow, 1911 Pistol, Handcannon Revolver, Uzi, Laser Rifle, Flashbangs, Fragmentation Grenades, ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow, Banana, The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades, The Boss's Cell Phone
Health: Hip Stabbed, Leg Torn, Right Shoulder Slashed Deeply, Bleeding
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle
Items: Webley Mk.IV, Lee Enfield No.IV Mk.I, Sherlock Holmes's Hat, The Bard's Pistols
Health: Arrow in Booty, Sternum Shot, Stomach Smashed
Rainbow Dash
Items: Dashie's Katana, Laurel Crown, Jackie's Micro Uzi, Pinkie's Rocket Propelled Chainsaw
Health: Right Wing Broken
Pastamancer
Items: ASCII T-Shirt, Skiing Pants, Glass Balls
Health: Head Bruise
Applejack
Items:
Health: Side Slashed
Delta
Items: Drill Arm, Rivet Gun, Machine Gun, Spear Gun
Health: Fine
Anti-Pastians
Equipment: Anti-Pasta Materials
Health: 100%
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