King Arthur charges League of 5000 Stormtroopers #1! (5 vs. 3) He opens up with a wide slash, then a skewering stab, a shield bash, a backhand slice, and many more attacks, each move taking down dozens of Stormtroopers!
Gordon Freeman tosses a Grenade at League of 5000 Stormtroopers #1 and dives behind a tree. (3 vs. 1) The explosion goes off, and a few hundred Stormtroopers are hit, debris and bodies fly through the air!
Rainbow Dash performs a Sonic Rain-nuke on League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2! (3 vs. 4) She goes smashes into them, only to slam her face into an empty patch of grass. (6 vs. 4) The League fires a ton of lasers, one lucky shot hits Rainbow Dash right on the Torso, burning it!
Lawrence Taylor gets down like a worm and starts wriggling towards Boba Fett! This terrifies the veteran bounty hunter, (and Lawrence Taylor worming up to you at sprinting speed is a terrifying thought on its own) giving Lawrence the opportunity to jump up and swing at him with his Sledgehammer! (3 vs. 1) He does not hit Boba Fett directly, but he smashes Boba Fett's Jet-Pack, breaking it!
Twilight Sparkle calls forth a Bullet Hell! (2 vs. 1) The bullets are tiny and don't do more then scraping damage, but somehow they manage to take down a hundred soldiers in each Stormtrooper League. (That armor is terrible.)
RZA grabs his LMG and shoots the Alien Animal! (6 vs. 3) He roars and rains hell upon it, shooting up it's Torso and Piercing a Lung!
Pinkie Pie has a Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness Cake. "NOBODY TOUCHES CAKE, ESPECIALLY NOT YOU EVIL SPACE MAN!" She shoots her Party Cannon at
Darth Vader! (1 vs. 3) It launches a cake 5 feet, before splatting on the ground. (1 vs. 4) Darth Vader does nothing.
League of 5000 Stormtroopers #1 see their comrades die in front of them, and point their Blasters at
King Arthur! (4 vs. 5) Lasers fly everywhere! None of them hit Arthur though. The English King takes this opportunity to jam his blade into the ground. (6 vs. 2) A crevice appears under League of 5000 Stormtroopers #1, and swallows all of them! It then is replaced with normal ground again.
League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2 shoots
Rainbow Dash! (2 vs. 3) They miss horribly. (5 vs. 3) Rainbow Dash jumps up and flies through the crowd, holding her Katana in her mouth. The blade slices into many Stormtroopers!
Boba Fett points is Quick-Shot Blaster at
Lawrence Taylor! (2 vs. 5) He fires a shot, but Taylor deflects it with his Sledgehammer, (6 vs. 5) and the shot is reflected into Boba Fett's Helmet! It knocks him down, and would have killed had he been unarmored.
The Giant Robot rolls over to
Gordon Freeman's tree. It swings it's Drill Arm, (6 vs. 4) and slices down the tree, and digs into Gordon's Left Knee, cutting it deeply!
The UFO hovers over
Twilight Sparkle and uses it's Tractor Beam! (5 vs. 6) It tries abducting her, (1 vs. 5) but one of the aliens spills coffee on the control panel, and the Beam stops working.
The Alien Animal roars and charges
RZA! (1 vs. 2) He narrowly ducks under it's claws, (2 vs. 3) and then runs off.
Steampunk Soldier shoots
Abraham Lincoln with his Chain-Rifle! (2 vs. 1) The Chain severs off Lincoln's Hat!
The Reaper Starship lodges itself in the ground. '
Charging Synthetic Ray.' It begins to charge a powerful Synthetic Laser!
Biggie Smalls unloads his AK47 onto League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2! (2 vs. 3) They shoot first! (6 vs. 1) They all shoot at him, and
every single laser hits him! All that's left is a pile of ash...
Biggie Smalls has died! A tribute in his honor.Abraham Lincolns attacks Giant Robot! (5 vs. 5) He jumps at the Robot, and soon both of them are wrestling!
Ol' Dirty Bastard says, "I MUST BE HIGH, ALIENS COME OUTTA' THE SKY." He jumps at the UFO! (3 vs. 5) He falls flat. (3 vs. 3) The Aliens decide to leave him alone.
Darth Vader begins to march at our Protagonists. He unsheathes his Lightsaber and starts it, the red blade popping out and producing a hum. He does not say anything.. and then he lunges at Lawrence Taylor! (4 vs. 3) He slices Lawrence Taylor's Sledgehammer in half! Darth Vader
Health: Perfect
Mood: *Breathing Noises*
Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items: Pony Royal Guard Armor, Battle Axe, RPG
Health: Fine
Orange Gorden Freeman (Tersr)
Items: Crowbar, Pistol, Magnum, SMG (Jam), Pulse Rifle, Shotgun, Grenade, Crossbow, Muffin
Health: Left Knee Deeply Sliced
Green RZA
Items: Microphone, LMG
Health: Fine
Blue Rainbow Dash
Items: Katana, Mac-10, Bandolier
Health: Scorched Chest
Pinkie Pie
Items: Party Cannon, Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness
Health: Fine
Lawrence Taylor
Items: Football Helmet, Cleats
Health: Fine
King Arthur
Items: Chain Mail, Excalibur, Shield
Health: Fine
League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2: These look exactly like the first league.
Items: Blasters
Health: 60% of Troops Remaining
Boba Fett: A ruthless hired bounty hunter who has worked around the galaxy. Has a phobia of giant worms.
Items: Bounty Hunter Armor (Front of Helmet Damaged) , Jetpack (Broken), Quick-Shot Blaster, Grappling Hook
Health: Slammed Face
Giant Robot: A menacing looking robot. Size: 0.78/1 Rhode Islands
Items: Drill Arm, Blaster Arm, Tank Treads
Health: Fine
UFO: Get your tinfoil hat! Houses 30 Grey Aliens.
Items: Traction Beam, Laser Beam, Death Ray
Health: Fine
Alien Animal: Big blue cat thing
Items: Claws, Fangs
Health: Multi-Shot Torso, Shot Lung
Steampunk Soldier: The 1870s were the best.
Items: Rail-Pistol, Chain-Rifle, Cannon
Health: Fine
Reaper Starship: Can- disintegrate organic life. Can not- Stop a trilogy from having a terrible ending.
Items: Synthetic Death Laser
Health: Fine
Abraham Lincoln (Unhatted)
Items: Battle Rifle of the Union, Sawed Off Shotgun, Boomerang Bowie Knife
Health: Fine
Ol' Dirty Bastard
Items: Great Axe
Health:Fine
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