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[TCM]

Gordon Freeman flips a Table, Shattering it's Front Legs! He starts heading out, but not before checking on Derpy. Gordon flips his communicator on:

"Oh hi dere' Mr. Science! Derpy is doin' fine! Oooh, I made something for you!" A Muffins appears in Gordon Freeman's inventory.

Rainbow Dash spreads his wings and starts flying out to where Derm was headed last.

RZA grabs the LMG and heads out.

Lawrence Taylor takes the Sledgehammer and starts walking.

Pinkie Pie loots the bodies of the Combine. Then, she wonders why she is doing that. And why does she have a Scalpel and other tools? And what happened in the last 5 minutes? Not knowing the answer to any of these questions, she drops the tools, shrugs and starts walking.


The Party continues, walking past the Castle and into the Forest. While there, a man trots up to them on a horse. "Fellow Knights, I come as a reinforcement!"
King Arthur has joined the Party!


.........

After walking, strategizing, bantering, and freestyle rapping, (which everyone, besides Biggie and RZA, completely failed at), the Party comes to a clearing in the Forest. And in that clearing, they see thousands of Stormtroopers, along with several other figures. At the back of all of them is a man clad in black armor.

" Princess Celestia has selected me to guard her! And I will not fail! March my soldiers...march for the Empire!!!


Enemies:


League of 5000 Stormtroopers #1: Wow, there are a lot of these guys. They could kill all of you all easily, if they could aim.
Items: Blasters

League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2: These look exactly like the first league.
Items: Blasters

Boba Fett: A ruthless hired bounty hunter who has worked around the galaxy. Has a phobia of giant worms.
Items: Bounty Hunter Armor, Jetpack, Quick-Shot Blaster, Grappling Hook

Giant Robot: A menacing looking robot. Size: 0.78/1 Rhode Islands
Items: Drill Arm, Blaster Arm, Tank Treads

UFO: Get your tinfoil hat! Houses 30 Grey Aliens.
Items: Traction Beam, Laser Beam, Death Ray

Alien Animal: Big blue cat thing
Items: Claws, Fangs

Steampunk Soldier: The 1870s were the best.
Items: Rail-Pistol, Chain-Rifle, Cannon

Reaper Starship: Can- disintegrate organic life. Can not- Stop a trilogy from having a terrible ending.
Items: Synthetic Death Laser

And the (Pen)Ultimate Boss:




Darth Vader
Health: Perfect
Mood: *Breathing Noises*

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items: Pony Royal Guard Armor, Battle Axe, RPG
Health: Fine

Orange Gorden Freeman (Tersr)
Items: Crowbar, Pistol, Magnum, SMG (Jam), Pulse Rifle, Shotgun, Grenade, Crossbow, Muffin
Health: Fine

Green RZA
Items: Microphone, LMG
Health: Fine

Blue Rainbow Dash
Items: Katana, Mac-10, Bandolier
Health: Fine

Pinkie Pie
Items: Party Cannon
Health: Fine

Lawrence Taylor
Items: Football Helmet, Cleats, Sledgehammer
Health: Fine

King Arthur
Items: Chain Mail, Excalibur, Shield


[spoiler=Friendly NPCs]Biggie Smalls
Items: AK47, Uzi, Brass Knuckles, Broom of Debauchery, Juicy Fruit
Health: Fine

Abraham Lincoln
Items: Battle Rifle of the Union, Sawed Off Shotgun, Boomerang Bowie Knife
Health: Fine

Ol' Dirty Bastard
Items: Great Axe
Health:Fine

[Flying Dice]

Sanity is the form of insanity collectively agreed upon as the norm.

[RTD]

Gordon Freeman flips a Table, Shattering it's Front Legs! He starts heading out, but not before checking on Derpy. Gordon flips his communicator on:

"Oh hi dere' Mr. Science! Derpy is doin' fine! Oooh, I made something for you!" A Muffins appears in Gordon Freeman's inventory.

Rainbow Dash spreads his wings and starts flying out to where Derm was headed last.

RZA grabs the LMG and heads out.

Lawrence Taylor takes the Sledgehammer and starts walking.

Pinkie Pie loots the bodies of the Combine. Then, she wonders why she is doing that. And why does she have a Scalpel and other tools? And what happened in the last 5 minutes? Not knowing the answer to any of these questions, she drops the tools, shrugs and starts walking.


The Party continues, walking past the Castle and into the Forest. While there, a man trots up to them on a horse. "Fellow Knights, I come as a reinforcement!"
King Arthur has joined the Party!


.........

After walking, strategizing, bantering, and freestyle rapping, (which everyone, besides Biggie and RZA, completely failed at), the Party comes to a clearing in the Forest. And in that clearing, they see thousands of Stormtroopers, along with several other figures. At the back of all of them is a man clad in black armor.

" Princess Celestia has selected me to guard her! And I will not fail! March my soldiers...march for the Empire!!!


Enemies:


League of 5000 Stormtroopers #1: Wow, there are a lot of these guys. They could kill all of you all easily, if they could aim.
Items: Blasters

League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2: These look exactly like the first league.
Items: Blasters

Boba Fett: A ruthless hired bounty hunter who has worked around the galaxy. Has a phobia of giant worms.
Items: Bounty Hunter Armor, Jetpack, Quick-Shot Blaster, Grappling Hook

Giant Robot: A menacing looking robot. Size: 0.78/1 Rhode Islands
Items: Drill Arm, Blaster Arm, Tank Treads

UFO: Get your tinfoil hat! Houses 30 Grey Aliens.
Items: Traction Beam, Laser Beam, Death Ray

Alien Animal: Big blue cat thing
Items: Claws, Fangs

Steampunk Soldier: The 1870s were the best.
Items: Rail-Pistol, Chain-Rifle, Cannon

Reaper Starship: Can- disintegrate organic life. Can not- Stop a trilogy from having a terrible ending.
Items: Synthetic Death Laser

And the (Pen)Ultimate Boss:




Darth Vader
Health: Perfect
Mood: *Breathing Noises*

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items: Pony Royal Guard Armor, Battle Axe, RPG
Health: Fine

Orange Gorden Freeman (Tersr)
Items: Crowbar, Pistol, Magnum, SMG (Jam), Pulse Rifle, Shotgun, Grenade, Crossbow, Muffin
Health: Fine

Green RZA
Items: Microphone, LMG
Health: Fine

Blue Rainbow Dash
Items: Katana, Mac-10, Bandolier
Health: Fine

Pinkie Pie
Items: Party Cannon
Health: Fine

Lawrence Taylor
Items: Football Helmet, Cleats, Sledgehammer
Health: Fine

King Arthur
Items: Chain Mail, Excalibur, Shield


[spoiler=Friendly NPCs]Biggie Smalls
Items: AK47, Uzi, Brass Knuckles, Broom of Debauchery, Juicy Fruit
Health: Fine

Abraham Lincoln
Items: Battle Rifle of the Union, Sawed Off Shotgun, Boomerang Bowie Knife
Health: Fine

Ol' Dirty Bastard
Items: Great Axe
Health:Fine

Before post, with these enemys, your are quite right.

Some ally is going to die here

[Sinpwn]

King Arthur charges through stormtrooper league #1, cleaving a bloody swathe.
"For England!"

[RTD]

King Arthur charges through stormtrooper league #1, cleaving a bloody swathe.
"For England!"

I laughed hard when I read "For England"

[Tersr]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I can only see cheating hacking as a viable way of winning.

Toss a grenade at league 1 and run for cover.

[Powder Miner]

((...Someone but Abraham Lincoln die please so I can show that silly king how to fight for AMERICA!))

[Flying Dice]

Rainbow Dash stares for a moment, then shakes her head. She performs a sonic rainnuke on the second legion of stormtroopers.

[Baradine]

Welp, time to die.

Charge crazily at Boba Fett, trying to look as much like as a worm as possible by doing so.

[mcclay]

"WHAT.THE.FUCK!" Twilight yelled. This shit was getting out of hand...only one thing to do.
MAGICAL BULLET HELL BITCHES

[Flintus10]

Unleash hell on the Alien Animal using the LMG

[Johuotar]

I really wonder how those 10,000 troopers work from gameplay point of view.

[Flying Dice]

They're the least of our worries; any of the single enemies we've faced were likely deadlier than a legion of 10,000 stormtroopers. If we're using the ISMA stereotype, anyhow.

[RTD]

Sent a secret PM to TCM

[Flying Dice]

((What is this, Paranoia?  ))