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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[Aseaheru]

wait, what?
also, downplay your importance to him, say you are a underling of a long line of underlings under the boss.

[Kitten Snot]

Yes, I'm one of the leaders. Now that we started talking I'm going to ask if you know the lady next to you?
He pauses for a moment, then decides to answer: No, I don't know this lady. Why would you ask?
Zombies are , as you described, "rotting retarded fucks" so its always a good idea to check.
...What are going to use us for? He starts to look outright terrified now.

You'll see. Really, you should be happy. I'm giving you the exclusive chance to survive. Just remain calm and you will be treated like somebody of your importance should be.
Suddenly you feel cold steel under your chin. He seems to have gotten loose and he found a spare gun in the back seat. Ain't you unlucky.
Right, now I'M IN CONTROL. PULL OVER THE FUCKING CAR.
Oh dickfucks, what now?

Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 24/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 30/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 60 357. bullets, One magic knife.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3
            _______________________________
           /               Behind                          \
Horde:(52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.)

[killerhellhound]

Say "mate look behind the car do you want those zombies getting close while I stop the car"
If he looks get grab his arm with the gun and bite him no use having a captive that will blow you brains out in two seconds

[zomara0292]

The way I see it, He does. Just pull over. Zombies aren't too fare behind and it only should take them seconds to surround the car. Ask him how many bullets are in the gun and how many zombies are outside. If he wants to waste one of them on the person who is keeping him alive and keeping them in line and not killing and destroying everything that they see, then he is personally signing that ladies death warrant. Tell him to be civil about this for the sake of her and anyone else he can manage to save. Then ask him what he wants to eat.

[Mr. Palau]

The way I see it, He does. Just pull over. Zombies aren't too fare behind and it only should take them seconds to surround the car. Ask him how many bullets are in the gun and how many zombies are outside. If he wants to waste one of them on the person who is keeping him alive and keeping them in line and not killing and destroying everything that they see, then he is personally signing that ladies death warrant. Tell him to be civil about this for the sake of her and anyone else he can manage to save. Then ask him what he wants to eat.

[pikorge]

The way I see it, He does. Just pull over. Zombies aren't too fare behind and it only should take them seconds to surround the car. Ask him how many bullets are in the gun and how many zombies are outside. If he wants to waste one of them on the person who is keeping him alive and keeping them in line and not killing and destroying everything that they see, then he is personally signing that ladies death warrant. Tell him to be civil about this for the sake of her and anyone else he can manage to save. Then ask him what he wants to eat.

+1

[Kitten Snot]

You remain calm and simply pull over.
You both step out of the car.
Alright, good job. You took control of the situation. Now think for a few seconds.
He looks at you warily, still aiming his gun.

How many bullets do you think you have in the gun.
ENOUGH TO BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF! SO SHUT UP!
Now, how many crazy cannibalistic things do you figure are seconds away from here.
He looks around and sees your horde storming this way.

If you shoot me, you unleashed a whole horde of uncontrollable freaks on the city.
If you run, you kill the lady in the car
Or you could just remain calm, and ensure humans survive my little period of fun.
He seems to weight off the options and when he hears the rattling of bones he throws the gun away and runs inside the backseat of the car.

You climb into the car.Clever boy! You mockingly say while the man starts crying
Now, What would you like to have for dinner?

Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 24/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 30/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 60 357. bullets, One magic knife.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

            _______________________________
           /               Behind                          \
Horde:(52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.)

[rabidgam3r]

The way I see it, He does. Just pull over. Zombies aren't too fare behind and it only should take them seconds to surround the car. Ask him how many bullets are in the gun and how many zombies are outside. If he wants to waste one of them on the person who is keeping him alive and keeping them in line and not killing and destroying everything that they see, then he is personally signing that ladies death warrant. Tell him to be civil about this for the sake of her and anyone else he can manage to save. Then ask him what he wants to eat.

+1 this will not backfire horribly!

[Mr. Palau]

Keep on driving home, and put that gun in a more secure place.

[Argonnek]

Hm. Are there any fast food places nearby? They, by definition, will get us food for our food quickly and cheaply.

[Weirdsound]

I don't think they would be willing to flip burgers while a huge zombie swarm is nearby. I'd say hit a grocery or convience store and steal some snacks there. We don't have rely on other people to prepare those.

[zomara0292]

focus on fruits. seeds, you see.

[rabidgam3r]

focus on fruits. seeds, you see.

also, get a grill or other transportable cooking utensil.

[Kitten Snot]

Update tomorrow. Too annoyed right now.

Remember my annoyance at French. It's still not the worst subject at school.
Religion tops that. I took the class because i was interested in it and it was more philosophy then religion. The new teacher is an utter bitch and she follows the book by the letter.
Getting the question "mark words out of this large board of letters that have to do with praying" really rustles my jimmies.

So my interest about the history of assholes killing people over their gods has been killed by a bitch who kills fun because of sheer bitchiness.

RAAAAAAANT

[QuakeIV]

Update tomorrow. Too annoyed right now.

Remember my annoyance at French. It's still not the worst subject at school.
Religion tops that. I took the class because i was interested in it and it was more philosophy then religion. The new teacher is an utter bitch and she follows the book by the letter.
Getting the question "mark words out of this large board of letters that have to do with praying" really rustles my jimmies.

So my interest about the history of assholes killing people over their gods has been killed by a bitch who kills fun because of sheer bitchiness.

RAAAAAAANT

That sounds annoying as fuck.