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[MaximumZero]

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What is it with you people and waffles!?

Max White attempts to build the testostero-bomb. What he winds up doing is making it cook faster.

MonkeyHead sure likes that blank screen. I don't think I'll ever really understand him.

Jopax is kicking my ass in video games, while Xanatos revels in my suffering.

The waffles turn out pretty fancy.

Barbarossa seems to have hacked a government website of some sort. This cannot be good.

RAAAAAAAAAGH!

Thanks to MonkeyHead, Barbar is distracted.

Barbarossa takes his frustrations out on a pint of ice cream.

Jopax reads up on spicy new recipes. Apparently, wasabi is good for muscle tone.

Scriver thanks all the little people for this latest award for Best Hipster.

Jopax heads out to the gym.

Whilst there, he attempts to bench press an elephant.

Scriver gets a phone call. He's wanted to play a concert for the local elementary school with the guitar for a little bit of money. Will he do it?

Jopax finds someone to talk to at the gym.

Who the hell wears heels to the gym?

Jopax tries out one of Yoink's pickup lines.

Surprisingly, it works well.

Before things get too heated, Jopax asks this mystery girl if she is single.

She is. Dun dun daaaaaah!

Xanatos works on a mystery device. He will not tell us what it is. Apparently, part of building it is smacking his hand with a hammer. Barbar and Max White engage in an impromptu battle of wits in the background.

I'm not sure where Yoink is, or how he got there, but it's margarita time!

Yoink is about to be a popular fellow.

Decisions, decisions.

Xanatos' new mystery device is a robotic toy dog that is part mailbox. I think it looks neat.

Contented with his robo-minion, Xanatos reads up on bigger, better plans. Notice the II on the book.

Someone broke the dishwasher, and I do not look happy about it.

WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP BREAKING THINGS!?

MonkeyHead gets a ride somewhere.

He winds up going into the local consignment shop, and meeting some sort of celebrity chef.

She takes a shine to him, and bestows upon him a star of fame. Eat your heart out, Scriver.

He then browses the inventory, picking up a Martial Arts book and a Mining machine. This could get interesting.

Jopax goes to work at the day spa. On his recommendation, Yoink is hired as a receptionist.

Yoink asks me if I have caught anything lately. I am busy thinking about doors.

What the hell are you blathering about, Yoink?

Apparently, Yoink says something to anger me, and I snap about the amount of garbage you guys leave around.

Yoink is not one to back down from me, however, reminding me that I look like a hobo.

Also, I should be ashamed of myself. And it looks like I am. Wow, Yoink.

I tell Yoink that his conduct is unacceptable. Either that, or I'm yelling about classical music. Who knows?

Yoink calms me down with an anecdote about cooking.

Meanwhile, Barbarossa takes the frustration of his latest loss out on Max White.

Whoa, bro, Max was just giving you the challenge you deserve.

Max White appreciates Barbar's brilliance.

Situation defused. These guys are actually better friends than before now.

Max White decides to try out the treadmill to see what all the rage is about.

MonkeyHead uses his head when he sculpts. More accurately, he uses his face.

Xanatos has some waffles, but he doesn't look happy about it.

I decide to make all the beds. You slobs.

What the? MonkeyHead does not enjoy the Kael sculpture he just made.

So, it goes outside in an eternal flex off with the other one.

Jam session in the Haus.

Jopax gets a ride home in a pretty nice vehicle.

A celebrity! Scriver the Fame Leecher latches on.

He gets an autograph for his trouble. Squeeeee!

Then, he catches a ride home in time for lights out.

Lights out, everybody. What a day.

[Heron TSG]

Hmm... my strategy of intimidating him with my shirtless machismo was not enough.

>FIND LOGIC HANDBOOK. READ.
>FIND COMPUTER HANDBOOK. READ.

Knowing is half the battle!

[Darvi]

>FIND COMPUTER HANDBOOK. READ.

>ERROR: NO SUCH THING.

[Heron TSG]

>FIND COMPUTER HANDBOOK. READ.

>ERROR: NO SUCH THING.

ERROR:REDIRECTING.

>SOLVE THE UNSOLVABLE. TO INFINITY AND BEYOND, THE TUBE-SERIES AWAITS.

[Darvi]

Always a good way to get some hard cash and a huge ego.

[Heron TSG]

Is that actually a thing?

[Darvi]

What, the hard cash or the huge ego?

[Heron TSG]

Well, those and the problem solving. I was just using it as a metaphor for doing some math.

[Darvi]

The cash's only virtual money for your virtual lunatic to spend on virtual junk. The ego might be real, but then you'd have to reconsider your priorities.

Solving P=nP is totally a thing, though.

[Kadzar]

Poisting to watch.

[MaximumZero]

The only person on this forum I'd reliably trust to perform that operation (Solve the Unsolvable!) is Vector, and she's not playing. Ah, well. We can let Barbarossa try. Maybe it'll be random trivia that he'll have to solve.

[Darvi]

I've already done so.

Twice.

In the same playthrough.

I guess my first "proof" was faulty. Unsurprisingly.

[MaximumZero]

There are plenty of proofs out there that have yet to be solved. No reason that a mathematician can't go for more than one.

[Darvi]

I mean P=nP in specific. I don't know if there's any other problems that one can solve.

[MaximumZero]

Maybe I'm just dumb. Who knows?

Edit: Maybe your initial solving of P=nP brought up a whole shitload more questions?