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[scriver]

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He is joined by Jopax, Jopax's Muscles and MonkeyHead. Xanatos must be pretty spry to have taken down Jopax earlier.

Macho macho men!

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Or are they?

Well, after spending the whole day in the company of those muscles, who can blame me? Stupid sexy Jopax.

I also noticed how both he and MonkeyHead waited until nightfall to put some clothes on.

...Yeah.

> Don yon finery, and let mine comrades drag me to Das Club Zero!
> Keep practising that guitar!

Did I get the job, by the way? And will I have to make going there an action or will you do it automatically?

[Darvi]

I am so glad I never signed up for this.

[Max White]

I am so lame I never signed up for this.

Yes, yes you are.

[Darvi]

Sorry, too many waffles make me sick.

[scriver]

What, aren't uou tempted by the man-waffles, Darvi?

[Johuotar]

Oh, I love this!

[Jopax]

Oh holy shit those are some big muscles I got there :O

-Join the boys in the rampage across town

-Continue the quest for kittens!

[MonkeyHead]

Inflict some nudity on the nightclub, then egrave our triumph into some kind of sculpture.

[Boksi]

Is it just me, or is everybody in this house skinny? No fat people at all? That's discrimination. Fat people can be insane too! In fact, insanity can even cause fatness!

In fact, I'm going to sign up a fat bastard so you can get some much needed girth into this house!

Name: Fat Bastard
Body: Very fat, but also rather muscular. Like a sumo wrestler, but caucasian and wearing more than a loincloth. Usually.
Hair: Messy, black and long.
Face: Wide, with a short neck, wide-spaced eyes and a lantern jaw.
Clothes: Thick and makes him look even fatter. Except for sleep- and swimwear, where he prefers to wear as little as possible.
Traits: Evil, Grumpy, Heavy Sleeper, Inappropriate, Mean Spirited
Lifetime Wish: Emperor of Evil
Favorites: Yellow, Hamburger, Country
Other: Very deep voice

[kerlc]

can i be on the waiting list?

Name: Loose Screw
Body: fat, caucasian.
Hair: long, curly blond hair
Face: Wide, otherwise normal.
Clothes: loose clothing, shoes, glasses. likes to wear as much as he can.
Traits: Loner, Natural Cook, Bookworm, Clumsy, Frugal.
Lifetime Wish: The Culinary Librarian
Favorites: Orange
Other: he's a sociopath. and a psycho.

edit.: forgot the name, sorry.

[MaximumZero]

I will run the day as soon as the others in this house relinquish my computer.

[RedKing]

Now I picture MZ standing around tapping his foot with a big green diamond over his head, and a thought bubble with a computer and "NO" symbol. xD

[MaximumZero]

Did I get the job, by the way? And will I have to make going there an action or will you do it automatically?

Indeedy, and it's automatic.

[Yoink]

I will run the day as soon as the others in this house relinquish my computer.

I know how that feels! D: @RedKing: That's probably fairly accurate... Except our MZ wouldn't end up wetting himself after waiting to use the computer for half a day! (At least, I hope not...)
Looking foward to this.

[A Spoony Bard]

Well, they finally ate the food you cooked.
And then ordered different food immediately afterward.

Also, I can't wait to see what everyone does at the club...