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Total Members Voted: 29

Voting closed: January 09, 2012, 10:11:26 am

[magmaholic]

I vote for Vumsharsebshos: Gloommire

FAKK FAKK FAKK
I JUST EMBARKED
sorry <___<

[slowpokez]

Dwarf me as an engraver and let me fill them fortress-walls with some epic pictures of cheese and magma

[Ahra]

pfft some no-life will make an arrowjoke anyway

[Gizogin]

pfft some no-life will make an arrowjoke anyway

I used to be a no-life like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Anyway, I'd like to get in on this.  Could I be Gizogin, with the custom profession of Rawmancer?  My actual profession could be miner, stonemason, or hammerdwarf.  Chief medical dwarf is also acceptable, as long as I still get my hammer.  My medicinal hammer, for administering medicinal head-smashings.

[magmaholic]

Dwarf me as an engraver and let me fill them fortress-walls with some epic pictures of cheese and magma

dont you want your own name?


1st granite,251
Seven dwarves were rushing trough an depressingly flat landscape.Their determination to move foward ended,when the wagon sank  into the snow,unable to move foward.When swearing didnt budge it,they began the tradition that had passed down by many,many generations.An aeverage-sized dwarf stood up on the wagons,and began shouting orders,while others began chopping for wood,or digging into the cold ground.

The tradition was said to come from the dwarven god Kikrost,whose propechy was,that seven dwarves with a broken wagon create an fortress,that will conquer the heavens,as well earth.So dwarves began eagerly fulfilling the propechy,with larger or smaller sucess
Detreich,The Boss was sitting comfortably on the <fungiwood barrel> and watched as everyone was doing the hard work for him.
He was quite satisfied with that.

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Ahra and Gizogin,on the other hand,were working their ass off with penetrating the cold ground

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That cannot be said about the other dwarves.they had nothing to do,so they destroyed some trees nearby
For example,Helmut the Boner.He has a WAY with bones.

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Aswell as Slowpokez the mason,who dreamed about Giant Leopards,for their spotted coats.

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until all snow accidentaly the whole thing

and they all shat boulders because of the miracle.



i am not currently postin the other insignificant (unclaimed) dwarfs.
Currently,only carpenter and brewer are free.

[slowpokez]

Can we buy some spotted leather from the next caravan and make some coats?

[magmaholic]

Can we buy some spotted leather from the next caravan and make some coats?

hmm...we should see about that :B

[slowpokez]

Where are the spottedleathercoats!?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

If this makes elves cry, then MAKE THEM.

[magmaholic]

5 TH GRANITE,251
something horrible happened today.

As Ahra and Gizogin were tunneling an entrance to their new home,water began rising from under their feet.
their suprise didnt last long,as the water froze,and they both were encased in ice.
Detreich (BOSS)coudnt belive the misfortune. An aquifier! and likely,they also were unable dig any further,for the picks were
in the cold grave with the unlucky miners.
..
And now,they only had logs.And clay.
He gave orders to build an wooden palisade,to prevent further problems.

@Ahra and Gizogin:i thought that the aquifier would freeze when exposed to air.i guess it worked too well.

[Gizogin]

This is already shaping up to be a great fortress.  Just redwarf me as Gizogin II when someone becomes available, I guess.

[magmaholic]

This is already shaping up to be a great fortress.  Just redwarf me as Gizogin II when someone becomes available, I guess.

i could dorf the master beerdwarf,if you want.

[Broseph Stalin]

The important thing is that Helmet: Carver of Bones Into Things Made Out of Bones is alright.

[magmaholic]

The important thing is that Helmet: Carver of Bones Into Things Made Out of Bones is alright.

Helmut is building a palisade,for i dont want the work to slow down.

[Gizogin]

This is already shaping up to be a great fortress.  Just redwarf me as Gizogin II when someone becomes available, I guess.

i could dorf the master beerdwarf,if you want.

You want to make ME the most important dwarf in the fortress?  I hope you know what you're getting into.