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Author Topic: American Election Megathread - It's Over  (Read 768112 times)

Rockphed

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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8130 on: November 06, 2012, 02:09:35 pm »

Are there any Neo-Nazis or similarly lunatic candidates that people not living in swing states can vote for, just out of curiosity?

Ron Paul.

You can vote for Gary Jonson.  There were 3 other 3rd party people on my ballot too, but I cannot remember their names.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8131 on: November 06, 2012, 02:09:56 pm »

Is that Richard Nixon on a raptor?

Reagan.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8132 on: November 06, 2012, 02:10:38 pm »

A flag-raptor, no less.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8133 on: November 06, 2012, 02:11:17 pm »

Eh, off by four years. On a universal scale, that's dead on.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8134 on: November 06, 2012, 02:16:43 pm »

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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8135 on: November 06, 2012, 02:25:20 pm »

Hmm. Now I want to have a squad in X-Com of various presidents. That sounds like fun!
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8136 on: November 06, 2012, 03:07:30 pm »

Not to detract from the awesomeness or gunslinging Reagan on a Raptor, but...

http://www.facebook.com/mittromney

So I took a peek at little Mittens facebook page...

The majority of comments on each posted "motivational image" are negative towards Mittens.

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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8137 on: November 06, 2012, 03:18:05 pm »

So we voted here. Many minor positions were solely democratic, not a single opponent. The funniest was one of the "pick 3" ones, where a democratic candidate had been endorsed by the republicans (more on this later). The single positions were given a variety of options.

In New Yprk, we have "Election Fusion" Laws, where you can support a candidate fir a different party if they are endorsed by them. Ergo, Obama was Democrat, and Working Families (for which my mom voted), while Mittens was Republican and Conservative.

I heard in the NY Times thay a recount in Ohio might push rexults back to December, god help us.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8138 on: November 06, 2012, 03:22:02 pm »

If I weren't 17 and didn't live in Pennsylvania, I'd probably do a write-in for...oh, I don't know, some obscure historical madman.

Or maybe Andrew Schafly.
I wouldn't dare to imagine what he would do as the president of the USA.
Probably arrest astrophysicists on charges of liberal deceit for promoting black holes and turning people away from the Bible.


I don't know, some obscure historical madman.
Andrew Jackson 2012, The Lunatic America Needs.



Anyone care to photoshop this into a campaign poster?

That's just badass.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8139 on: November 06, 2012, 03:41:15 pm »

Are there any Neo-Nazis or similarly lunatic candidates that people not living in swing states can vote for, just out of curiosity?

Mitt Romney.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8140 on: November 06, 2012, 03:48:28 pm »

Are there any Neo-Nazis or similarly lunatic candidates that people not living in swing states can vote for, just out of curiosity?

Mitt Romney.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8141 on: November 06, 2012, 03:51:35 pm »

TripJack, you are rapidly approaching the honored title of most posts with the least content in a thread renowned for stupid arguments, pointless asides, and expressions of empty wit.

Please alter your course. At the very least, insure your "no content" has SOME sort of... SOMETHING it wants to communicate.

To make this more clear:

I don't know what any of your posts mean! T_T Or if they are supposed to hold any meaning at all.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8142 on: November 06, 2012, 03:54:13 pm »

TripJack, you are rapidly approaching the honored title of most posts with the least content in a thread renowned for stupid arguments, pointless asides, and expressions of empty wit.

Try the whole board and not just this topic. I've seen greatorder and loudwhispers contribute more to a topic. That's saying something.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8143 on: November 06, 2012, 04:06:12 pm »

aaaaaaargh why can't tonight come already
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #8144 on: November 06, 2012, 04:10:12 pm »

Let us all go to the Romney Death Rally!

Highlights include:
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"Life begins at implantation!" the mob shrieks as Romney extrudes another pulsing egg into a voter's chest cavity. #RomneyDeathRally
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Romney laughs off the idea of global warming. "There will be no warmth on this planet ever again." #RomneyDeathRally
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Mitt cracks off his human carapace as the giant, eyeless Reagan head emits an unearthly moan. The moon is bleeding. #RomneyDeathRally

Not like theres anything better to talk about right now.
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