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[Bohandas]

Is anybody here good at drawing caricatures of political figures (and at drawing in general)? If so, could you help me with a little project?

I need somebody to illustrate the following Bible passage:

Spoiler: Luke 16:19-26 (click to show/hide)

"19 Jesus said, "There was a certain rich man, who was clothed in purple and fine linen, and feasted sumptuously every day: 20 And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, who was laid at his gate, full of sores, 21 And longed to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores. 22 And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried; 23 And in hades he lifted up his eyes, being in torment, and seeing Abraham far off, and Lazarus in his bosom. 24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame. 25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that you in your lifetime received your good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and you are tormented. 26 And besides all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they who would pass from here to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from there."" Luke 16:19-26

With Mitt Romney as the rich man in the parable. Then I'm going to print a bunch of copies out and go around to all the nearby churches this Sunday and leave them on people's windshields while they're at mass (and I urge all of you to do the same if this gets off the ground).

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I was at one point considering voting for myself, just to sate my ego.

[MaximumZero]

Neither of us are eligible. I won't be until the 2020 election, at any rate.

[GlyphGryph]

I do like Gary - despite what some of you claim, I really do think he's a head and shoulders better than the other options. And Vermin Supreme IS the local favorite.

However, you make a good point - neither of them are not currently in jail. And I feel I really need to stay true to my state heritage here, and vote for the person who got arrested. Jill has my vote!

[MaximumZero]

I was at one point considering voting for myself, just to sate my ego.

I'd not vote for you.

as previously stated in the terrified thread, the image of a bay12er in power...

Vote for me. Facepunches for everyone who deserves them!

[mainiac]

Vote for me. Facepunches for everyone who deserves them!

There aren't enough fists in the world.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Neither of us are eligible. I won't be until the 2020 election, at any rate.

Irrelevant, you can vote for someone ineligible. They just can't win. Though if they did I imagine there would be public outcry and a rapid change in the Constitution.

[Nadaka]

I was at one point considering voting for myself, just to sate my ego.

I'd not vote for you.

as previously stated in the terrified thread, the image of a bay12er in power...

Vote for me. Facepunches for everyone who deserves them!

Dont be stingy. Facepunches for everyone!

[Shinotsa]

Vote for me. Facepunches for everyone who deserves them!

There aren't enough fists in the world.

I have to dispute the facts behind this statement unless there are far more double amputees than I had previously imagined

[Flying Dice]

I was at one point considering voting for myself, just to sate my ego.

I'd not vote for you.

as previously stated in the terrified thread, the image of a bay12er in power...

Vote for me. Facepunches for everyone who deserves them!

Dont be stingy. Facepunches for everyone!

I'll vote for MZ if he selects Vermin Supreme as his running mate. They can campaign on a platform of public dental care and a criminal justice system entirely composed of MZ manually removing the teeth of criminals, one punch at a time.

[Nadaka]

I do like Gary - despite what some of you claim, I really do think he's a head and shoulders better than the other options. And Vermin Supreme IS the local favorite.

However, you make a good point - neither of them are not currently in jail. And I feel I really need to stay true to my state heritage here, and vote for the person who got arrested. Jill has my vote!

Oh, he has some good qualities in areas where Obama isn't exactly doing well (the police state mostly). I like him more than Romney, but his economics are bad for recovering from a recession and I don't think this nation would weather them very well right now.

[Descan]

I like the ring of Obamanomics.

It just sounds so hilarious.

Obamanomics. Obamanomics. Obamanomics Obamanomics Obamanomics.

[scriver]

ummm... well...

has anyone blamed Obama for the hurricane yet? not the effects, the actual hurricane?

http://www.ibtimes.com/hurricane-sandy-caused-homosexuals-president-obama-evangelist-preacher-john-mcternan-says-855933

Well I guess he needed a bit of help from the gays.

This is Relevant

More relevancy.

...I hope the link isn't broken.

[mainiac]

Vote for me. Facepunches for everyone who deserves them!

There aren't enough fists in the world.

I have to dispute the facts behind this statement unless there are far more double amputees than I had previously imagined

Most jerks are two faced. 

[Shinotsa]

I like the ring of Obamanomics.

It just sounds so hilarious.

Obamanomics. Obamanomics. Obamanomics Obamanomics Obamanomics.

Goddamnit, my word of the week has just been selected for me. Welp, time to go incite political arguments among friends purely to use it as much as possible.


Edit: Brilliant Mainiac