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[Blade Master Model 42]

Determine likely difficulty of breaking wrist chain. If impossible, consider chewing your wrist off in a desperate bid for freedom.

[freeformschooler]

Determine likely difficulty of breaking wrist chain. If impossible, consider chewing your wrist off in a desperate bid for freedom.

Yeah, the whole "wrist" thing is looking more and more likely now. You've gone from passively entertaining the idea to seriously considering it. Then again, you could just get locked up all over again once the Koopa Troop - which has your REPLICA STARBINDER, also known as the STARLANCE - notices that you're gone.



FUZZ swings by to assure you that he has a plan. A great one, in fact. You'd be really impressed with it. All he has to do is think of it first! Give him another minute and please don't chew off your hand because that is probably a bad idea.

Poor guy is strapped to an upside down leg chain. It's amazing he hasn't gone crazy from all that blood surely going to his head by now. Or maybe he has, and that's why he can't stop smiling.

[Nicholas1024]

Search Fuzz for keys, weapons, anything you might use to get out of here.

[freeformschooler]

Search Fuzz for keys, weapons, anything you might use to get out of here.

You useless annoying knightly hero why did I even think you were cute in the first place this is all your fault if you just had known what the word "stealth" was when I pointed at those Koopas and didn't automatically assume I meant "wealth" and go charging off and blow our cover and ruin our chances of re-taking the Fire Star you little



Oh! Hum. Apparently FUZZ was carrying a heart-tipped maul in his inventory. The inventory they spent an hour looking through. That there's no way they could have missed something of this size in.

FUZZ tells you that sometimes it's better to not ask questions if you don't want to know the answer.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Whack the bracket on which your chain is held until it releases from the wall.

[Yoink]

...>Teleport out.

[FuzzyZergling]

Oh my God, a character that I helped create is in the comic/game/illustrated suggestion adventure!
I am now internet famous.

[Caellath]

Why is Counselor Grimtoad tsundere? And why does that relationship look like the SlapSlapKiss type?

[freeformschooler]

Why is Counselor Grimtoad tsundere? And why does that relationship look like the SlapSlapKiss type?

You're not "tsundere"! You're just ticked off. Every guy - both guys - you actually trusted in this world seems to be a lot less than they make themselves up to be. First the scrawny blonde pledges his life to you. Guess what you got for that? A boatload of false hope once he decided to take off towards the Mushroom Kingdom to chase after some "Bowser". Yeah, yeah, you've met Bowser and he's pretty bad, but that's what the Mushroom Kingdom's heroes are for! They're way better than him, anyway. Too bad one of them didn't come save you after W put you in his flour sack.

And now with Fuzz! Sure, he's kinda romantic, and he can do the fiery thing with his hands. But the only manly part about him is that he is incapable of giving up. That can be a bad trait, sometimes. Like right now. Gah. At least he's still more faithful than the first guy.

...>Teleport out.

Also not happening. You can do a few tricks here or there, but you can't even hope to accomplish the same kind of stuff your mother can do without that Starbinder. Or its shoddy replica. And a nearby Power Star. Look, your magic is really situational, alright? Maybe once you bust out of here and nab the Fire Star you'll be able to set stuff on fire at least.

Whack the bracket on which your chain is held until it releases from the wall.

That should do it. Now just to make sure that there weren't any witnesses.



Uh oh. You're gonna need to take care of this fast. While you're at it, you should probably change out of these stuffy clothes and into the ones the Koopa Troop mercifully let you keep.

After all, the whole troop knows that Counselor Grimtoad has been dead for weeks.

Their boss killed him herself.

[FuzzyZergling]

Fuzz: Save your woman man androgenous love interest!
Grimtoad: Wonder why everybody is using robotic koopas as guards.

Would this update have made more sense if I had kept up-to-date with MKW?

[monk12]

Become a moderately popular Mario Kart Racer

Mushroom Hat Attack!

[freeformschooler]

Would this update have made more sense if I had kept up-to-date with MKW?

((No. It will in exactly one update though. As soon as I get done making it.))

[freeformschooler]

Grimtoad: Wonder why everybody is using robotic koopas as guards.

You contemplate why everyone seems to be using robotic guards these days while casting your fancy outfit-changing spell. It is the best spell. Way faster than switching out of clothes and into new ones normally. Plus, this way you can have some special effects building up to THE REVEAL.

Oh, right. Koopa guards. You see, Animation is a grey area of magical law. It's not really the same as Necromancy because you're not using real bodies, but rather infusing puppets with basic instructions. The KOOPA TROOP has many such dolls like the one you see here, all modeled after the main four living members. This one obviously has some kind of glitch as it isn't attacking you yet.

Fuzz: Save your woman man androgenous love interest!

In an incredibly shocking plot twist that absolutely no one expected, you are now PRINCESS ZELDA. In fact, you have been PRINCESS ZELDA all along!

It is true that PRINCESS PEACH had a brother or nephew or uncle or something named COUNSELOR GRIMTOAD, but you see, he was the sole holder of one of the most powerful weapons in the world: the STARBINDER. It is for this reason that he was a great help to you and the other princess while you were investigating a rip in reality called the ORIGIN. However, BOWSER's forces had been watching all three of you, waiting for the right time to strike. KAMEK, his right hand Magikoopa, killed GRIMTOAD and took the superweapon. BOWSER launched an all-out assault on the MUSHROOM KINGDOM and managed to capture the only three heroes who he thought could stop him - including your friend PEACH!

Ever since then, you've been wearing the COUNSELOR's old outfit so that no one becomes suspicious. You see, a Hyrulian wandering around beyond the Mushroom Kingdom's border could be enough to incite war between the two kingdoms. That would be a massive hinderance to your plans. Also, gender confusion is hilarious, so that's a plus.

What will you do?

[Caellath]

Still flat-chested.

[freeformschooler]

Still flat-chested.

((Maybe Fuzz will remind her to fix this and the Human ears after they escape ))