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[Taricus]

Darvi, it's not like the bribe will work anyway

Shove annoying fat thing into nearby cannon. Shoot cannon.

[Darvi]

Yes it would. Coins into a sock and then sock 'im with them. *rimshot*

[Ottofar]

How about just seducing the thing?

[freeformschooler]

>Go in the other direction and grind a bit. We will be back.



The L Team heads south along a curving path. The lamps ended at fatso's domain, meaning out here is untrodden territory. Luigi feels good that he was right about the only way back home being through the Beanbean Kingdom. The Mushroom Kingdom border guard wouldn't be as pathetic as one mere fat guy.

The path leads to a wide area. A small platform rises above the ground with a golden key on it.

==>



Link has seen his fair share of bait traps.


Luigi
Level: 2 [0/20]
Luigi Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (10/12)
Mustache Points: <3<3<3<3< (9/12)
Items: Wooden Chest
Traits: Mario Brother, Mustache Power, Value of Friendship

Link
Level: 2 [0/20]
Hearts: <3<3<3 (6/6)
Items: Deku Shield, Wooden Sword
Traits: Item Finder, The Fair Folk

[monk12]

Throw the chest at the key!

[Darvi]

Replace the key with a rock. Notice that the rock has the wrong wight. Go "Oops".

[Weirdsound]

Throw the chest at the key!

From a safe distance.

[monk12]

Replace the key with a rock. Notice that the rock has the wrong wight. Go "Oops".

Stab the Wight with your sword of Westernesse!

[Darvi]

Typos make for the best suggestions.

[freeformschooler]

>Throw the chest at the key!




A TERRIBLE WIGHT appears.


Luigi
Level: 2 [0/20]
Luigi Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (10/12)
Mustache Points: <3<3<3<3< (9/12)
Items:
Traits: Mario Brother, Mustache Power, Value of Friendship

Link
Level: 2 [0/20]
Hearts: <3<3<3 (6/6)
Items: Deku Shield, Wooden Sword
Traits: Item Finder, The Fair Folk

[Darvi]

Typos make for the best suggestions.

I knew it.

[Taricus]

BRO ATTACK:Shield jumper!

[Darvi]

Nonononono.

BRO ATTACK: Hammer Time!

[monk12]

Nonononono.

BRO ATTACK: Hammer Time!

+1


Also, we are no longer carrying the chest, so we don't get that defense debuff anymore. Inasmuch as a terrible wight isn't a debuff, anywho.

[Taricus]

Nonononono.

BRO ATTACK: Hammer Time!

What hammer though?