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[monk12]

Seduce mushroom (wo)man!

[Hitty40]

Break his neck.

[Darvi]

Unlock both cages. Then loot the treasury while your bro fends of the turtles.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Hold on to the top of the cage while unlocking, something tells me Bowser was sadistic enough to have the bars slide right out and fall into the magma when unlocked.

[freeformschooler]

>Hold on to the top of the cage while unlocking



You nonsensically hold on to the mostly flat underside of the top of the cage when unlocking it. As predicted, the bottom of the cage falls off into the lava. Now how is Weegee gonna get himself out of this one?

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Believe it or not, I was actually planning on having that happen anyway. How you guessed it precisely is beyond me.

[Taricus]

Swing from the cage top to safety!

[Toaster]

Swing around until momentum builds up and we can vault to safety.

[Darvi]

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Because we know that you, quote, GM like a dick

Swing over to the Grimtoadette.

[freeformschooler]

>Swing around until momentum builds up and we can vault to safety.





You easily do so. You swing past the throne itself and land on the solid ground near the kid.

The kid addresses you: "So you're Luigi? I'm Counselor Grimtoad, Peach's cousin... uncle... step brother? I've always wanted to meet you! This is so cool, me and you going on some crazy cool adventurers and defeating Bowser oh boy"

==>



"oh boy oh boy I've never gone on a real adventure oh boy oh boy"

==>



This confirms something you have feared for a long time.

The existence of a small yet rabid LUIGI FANCLUB.

(You have gained a level by escaping from your cage! You can now view your statistics. You have 10/10 LUIGI POINTS and 10/10 MUSTACHE POINTS.)

Level: 1
LUIGI POINTS: 10/10
MUSTACHE POINTS: 10/10

[Darvi]

She looks like an ape in that one pic.

[freeformschooler]

I think it's the ears.

[Darvi]

Yeah.

Free your bro. Maybe she'll be distracted by him so you can get a clear head.

[Demonic Spoon]

I think it's the ears.

And the face like a chimp.

Free your bro. Maybe she'll be distracted by him so you can get a clear head.

No! Mario shall stay here, FOREVER

[monk12]

Enlarge Moustache

[freeformschooler]

I think it's the ears.

And the face like a chimp.

Actually, he kind of looks like a chimp in BOTH recent pics. I think from now on I will draw him like a chimp, NO EXCEPTIONS