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[Zinc23]

Skyrunner?  You not feeling well again?

[Powder Miner]

Can't take the pace of this, gonna have to out.

[Zinc23]

Can't take the pace of this, gonna have to out.

Be patient.  She hasn't been feeling well lately.

[Powder Miner]

Um... patient?
Quite the opposite!

This is going like a million freaking turns a minute and I can't even understand!
(Seriously, though, it's actually going way too fast for me)

[Toaster]

Noooooooooooh well.


Name:  Captain Facepuncher

Attack:  15
Defense:  0
Luck: 0

Pointy thing (weapon):
Hard thing (clothes):
Special thing (accessory):

All problems can be solved with violence!

[Zinc23]

Um... patient?
Quite the opposite!

This is going like a million freaking turns a minute and I can't even understand!
(Seriously, though, it's actually going way too fast for me)

Oh... I thought you were implying it was too slow.  I suppose if you have work or such, it might be a bit fast, yeah.

Also, sorry you died, Toasty.

[Toaster]

Not like I had much going for me- my only loot got Wamblered away.

[Tiruin]

Woah, timezones make this a long skip for me...Perfect. Too fast.

From here, Search for a passage out. Caress the kiwi bird and the kiwi!

[Powder Miner]

Woah, timezones make this a long skip for me...Perfect. Too fast.

From here, Search for a passage out. Caress the kiwi bird and the kiwi!

Exactly, timezones.

[Sirus]

Attach the swordsword to the Rose Sword, so I can sword while I sword! (whatever that means)

Also, retrieve spear and go NORTH

((Urist McKarma, in case you forgot who I was))

[Skyrunner]

Powder Miner, can I write you down as death by timezone?

I equip the new Knife and head west.

[66] The western room contains nothing but a shimmering thing in the middle, which is slightly flowing and also happens to be floating.

==> Show the adventurers my cute little bunny. Have said bunny rip them to shreds. No second chances.

[77] RAWR! says the bunny. The adventurers all fall dead save for one, who falls on his knees and begs for his life.

Shock it with my slime!

Thanks, everyone!

[91] You shock the grille and receive one Emancipation Shield!

Gift: [1] Something bad [12] You receive one cup of curdled milk!

Attempt to crush the coal into diamond and offer it to the witch in return for training.
Also, your bilingual? What languages do you speak?

I speak English and Korean

[29] You crush the coal into coal dust!

[23] Witches do not like coal dust.

[43] She swats you over the head with her broom, turning you ... [66] into a dartfrog for 2 rooms!

Woah, timezones make this a long skip for me...Perfect. Too fast.

From here, Search for a passage out. Caress the kiwi bird and the kiwi!

[41] The room seems almost infinite. It seems that ...[62] you must apprehend the ostrich for his crimes before escaping!

Attach the swordsword to the Rose Sword, so I can sword while I sword! (whatever that means)

Also, retrieve spear and go NORTH

((Urist McKarma, in case you forgot who I was))

[28] The rose sword and the swordsword are not attachable with your skills

[40] The northern room has one Talcstone Golem.

[Tiruin]

An...Ostrich?

Contemplate existence of said bird. Then track it down with my investigation skills. Feed the kiwibird the kiwi

[Skyrunner]

An...Ostrich?

Contemplate existence of said bird. Then track it down with my investigation skills. Feed the kiwibird the kiwi

[20] Your mind draws a sad, empty blank

[48] The kiwi gobbles down the kiwi with a contented chirp!

[Dave1004]

Equip the shield, onto the next room!

[Tiruin]

Let the bird go. Then inspect the whole darn room. Think about backtracking, then don't. Look for the odd bird.