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[King DZA]

Oh god, I saw that picture, noticed how that stuff around his mouth looked like really melty cheese, and instantly started having a craving for pizza. Is this healthy?

It is perfectly normal to have attractions towards gore and dead people after playing dwarf fortress for more than ten minutes. Don't worry, you are just becoming more... special.

Oh, it's not an attraction to gore and death that worries me, it's fact that I saw a guy with a melting face and thought, "Damn, some extra cheesy pizza would be good right now".

[Cellmonk]

Oh god, I saw that picture, noticed how that stuff around his mouth looked like really melty cheese, and instantly started having a craving for pizza. Is this healthy?

It is perfectly normal to have attractions towards gore and dead people after playing dwarf fortress for more than ten minutes. Don't worry, you are just becoming more... special.

Oh, it's not an attraction to gore and death that worries me, it's fact that I saw a guy with a melting face and thought, "Damn, some extra cheesy pizza would be good right now".

Wait.. what? That worried you? You haven't completed the transformation then. I wanted to eat a half melted face after seeing that image. Not pizza (though the similarity of the two is striking).

[tommy521]

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What the actual f*ck?