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[Araph]

As everyone is fighting over the initial ale, I steal their wallets and buy another ale from a bar. I then drink it. And buy another one. And drink that one.

[bukitodinos]

as i said there is no ale and the caravans are on proabition

[UltraValican]

I grab a tame yak and some coins. I yell, "I'm off to buy more Ale and wenches we're out of wenches too!"

[Armok]

I see there's a lot of dwarf blood around, i wonder if it'll ferment...

[UltraValican]

I see there's a lot of dwarf blood around, i wonder if it'll ferment...

Can't speak for dawarves, but angel blood wine is delighful with -succubus milk roasts-

[Araph]

If I can't buy ale, I buy hops. If I can't buy those, I buy potatoes. If I can't buy those, I buy some form of fruit. I then take my trusty packet of backup yeast and my new-found sugar source to a SEEEECRET LOCATION and start makin' my own alcohol!

[Time Blossom]

hops.
potatoes.
fruit.

What is wrong with you, man? Grow a pair! _{Of beards.}

Real dwarves drink mead. Alcohol wrenched from the tiny, venomous, hate-filled grasps of 16,000 god-damn bees.

I'll be in my bunk. With the mead.

[Araph]

hops.
potatoes.
fruit.

What is wrong with you, man? Grow a pair! _{Of beards.}

Real dwarves drink mead. Alcohol wrenched from the tiny, venomous, hate-filled grasps of 16,000 god-damn bees.

I'll be in my bunk. With the mead.

You're not thinking straight. _{Probably because of all the mead.} Potatoes == Moonshine. Now, would a dwarf really stick with mead if their was a alcohol of greater potency available?

[Time Blossom]

Mead requires the exploitation of thousands of savage, neurotic creatures who toil constantly under the iron jackboots of nobility to manufacture a single export with no visible tools, throw themselves at their enemies until enough of them die to drive off the siege, live in such close confines that they are literally sleeping on the floor and each other if they even sleep at all, construct amazingly elaborate buildings out of wax, are perfectly okay despite all this so long as they have somewhere to eat, and will go completely suicidally berserk if their queen dies.

Moonshine requires potatoes.

I think mead is the dwarfier beverage. But I guess that depends on how you define "potency."

Also, the vikings drank it. On which note, I put on my viking hat and go vike the booze.

[Araph]

Mead requires the exploitation of thousands of savage, neurotic creatures who toil constantly under the iron jackboots of nobility to manufacture a single export with no visible tools, throw themselves at their enemies until enough of them die to drive off the siege, live in such close confines that they are literally sleeping on the floor and each other if they even sleep at all, construct amazingly elaborate buildings out of wax, are perfectly okay despite all this so long as they have somewhere to eat, and will go completely suicidally berserk if their queen dies.

And to that, I say...

Dwarves are stupid. I mean, really stupid. They're perfectly willing to go retrieve a xXCave Spider Silk SockXx from outside the safety of the fortress in the middle of a siege. They cheerfully dig through stone barriers that prevent magma from gushing into the fortress. You can kill off all of their friends, but as long as they ate in a really nice dining room, they'll still be content. I seriously doubt they put as much thought as you did into describing bees into anything.

In short, this is how I believe dwarven thought processes work: Alcohol good. Stronger alcohol gooder^[sic].

[Tiruin]

I watch GlyphGryph to check if the only ale is ready to be taken.

Also, the quality of alcohol does not matter here.

Ale.

[Supercharazad]

I delete ale from the RAWs.

[raptorfangamer]

I drink the plump helmet rum barrel everyone seemed to forget

[PokemonRocks85]

I made a time machine went back in time and drink all the rum  in the whole world and killed the rum makers now no more rum for you guys.

[raptorfangamer]

I made a time machine went back in time and drink all the rum  in the whole world and killed the rum makers now no more rum for you guys.

fine...

...

*looks around*

...

*takes a barrel of dwarven wine*

"lets hope they dont find this one"

*wine dissapears*

GODDAMMIT

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there are still some elfish drinks, I wont lower myself into it... unless I drink the souls of the drowned