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Meta The Golem

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Artifact Fails
« on: December 16, 2011, 04:23:56 pm »
 Tell me how hard you artiffact failed and show me some that are total win
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King DZA

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Re: Artifact Fails
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2011, 04:25:12 pm »
Have you finished signing possession of that chair over to me yet?

Oh, and there's already quite a few threads for artifact discussion.
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Meta The Golem

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Re: Artifact Fails
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2011, 04:27:32 pm »
fuck you and your horse chair, you can have it after he make mah artifact cotton candy thing
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Re: Artifact Fails
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2011, 04:36:17 pm »
Since when do horses have horns?

And as grateful as I am that you would see fit only to present me with the chair after you have obtained an adamantine artifact to go along with it, I can assure you that one artifact at a time will suffice.
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Re: Artifact Fails
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2011, 04:47:51 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on December 16, 2011, 04:36:17 pm
Since when do horses have horns?

Sorry guys my bad, tried to make an ubercorn but apparently surgically attaching 9 horns on a horse with a can of beans isn't ethically correct, so I just had to do with the 8.
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Re: Artifact Fails
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2011, 04:48:32 pm »
SCORPIONS READY!
LOAD THE COTTON CANDY BOLTS!
LOAD EVERY ONE OF THE TWENTY THOUSANDS SCORPIONS!
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Re: Artifact Fails
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2011, 04:49:08 pm »
Quote from: Meta The Golem on December 16, 2011, 04:48:32 pm
SCORPIONS READY!
LOAD THE COTTON CANDY BOLTS!
LOAD EVERY ONE OF THE TWENTY THOUSANDS SCORPIONS!

We'll fight wearing shades  8)
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Archereon

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Re: Artifact Fails
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2011, 04:54:08 pm »
I once had a native gold coffin. It's fail because the dorf was apparently too impatient to make a solid gold coffin.
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But the sad truth charlie?
It was inevitable.

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Re: Artifact Fails
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2011, 04:56:27 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 16, 2011, 04:49:08 pm
Quote from: Meta The Golem on December 16, 2011, 04:48:32 pm
SCORPIONS READY!
LOAD THE COTTON CANDY BOLTS!
LOAD EVERY ONE OF THE TWENTY THOUSANDS SCORPIONS!

We'll fight wearing shades  8)

Is it fighting if you know they'll loose (read: France)
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King DZA

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Re: Artifact Fails
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2011, 05:03:28 pm »
Quote from: Meta The Golem on December 16, 2011, 04:48:32 pm
SCORPIONS READY!
LOAD THE COTTON CANDY BOLTS!
LOAD EVERY ONE OF THE TWENTY THOUSANDS SCORPIONS!

Scorpions with candy bolts? Looks like I'll have to teach my war bitch horde how to operate siege engines...
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Re: Artifact Fails
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2011, 02:26:57 am »
Quote from: tommy521 on December 16, 2011, 04:56:27 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 16, 2011, 04:49:08 pm
Quote from: Meta The Golem on December 16, 2011, 04:48:32 pm
SCORPIONS READY!
LOAD THE COTTON CANDY BOLTS!
LOAD EVERY ONE OF THE TWENTY THOUSANDS SCORPIONS!

We'll fight wearing shades  8)

Is it fighting if you know they'll loose (read: France)

Is this an inside joke? Or just a product of the chaotic minds of Bay12?

...Or both?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 23, 2011, 07:00:20 pm
How sad, imagine what they would've come up with... Booze proppelled rocket bayonets
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Re: Artifact Fails
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2011, 07:49:23 am »
Ar-T-fact

This fits.
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Meta The Golem

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Re: Artifact Fails
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2011, 07:53:08 pm »
cotton candy is Adamantine
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Captain Xenon

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Re: Artifact Fails
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2011, 09:59:27 pm »
recently, ive had a number of 'cotton candy' demands from metalcrafters in moods. i was quite happy with the sword, shield, and right gauntlet... the chain at least could improve a room... but then a figurine was made of the stuff.

i have been forbidding all wafers as i see the mood strike a metal crafter, but they sit there and demand wafers in a very direct fashion. ive only got a very small supply of the stuff so far (letting the legendaries work with it for armor so far). its odd to see so many moods in a row demand the same metal.
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