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Author Topic: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Game Over  (Read 42928 times)

webadict

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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Day 1
« Reply #405 on: January 14, 2012, 08:59:40 am »

>Read main menu entries again.  Be glad that no bodily fluids are being passed between console and other entities.
You read the console menu.

0. Log Out
1. Information
3. Settings
> ?


You suddenly wish you had a pair of latex gloves.

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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Day 1
« Reply #406 on: January 14, 2012, 01:32:47 pm »

>Information.  Maybe it has information about procuring a Hazmat suit, so that I'll feel less exposed while doing this.
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Dariush

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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Day 1
« Reply #407 on: January 14, 2012, 01:48:22 pm »

> If settings correspond to '3', press '2'.

> If the above doesn't work, tell Vector to press '2'.

> If settings correspond to '2', do nothing.

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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Day 1
« Reply #408 on: January 14, 2012, 04:02:27 pm »

!!!

Thought:

What if killing people moves them TO a new team?
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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Day 1
« Reply #409 on: January 15, 2012, 07:19:45 pm »

That's... interesting, but we'd have no way of knowing what said team's wincon was, would we?
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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Day 1
« Reply #410 on: January 17, 2012, 10:52:04 am »

Vote Count
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Vector -
IronyOwl -
Jim Groovester -
Urist Imiknorris -
NUKE9.13 -
NativeForeigner -
klingon13524 -
Think0028 -
Dariush -
Urist_McArathos -
Pandarsenic -

Not Voting - IronyOwl, NativeForeigner, Pandarsenic, Urist Imiknorris, Urist_McArathos, Jim Groovester, NUKE9.13, Dariush, Think0028, klingon13524,

6 To Hammer. Day Ends Tuesday 9 PM Central.


>Information.  Maybe it has information about procuring a Hazmat suit, so that I'll feel less exposed while doing this.
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You doubt that a Hazmat suit will help you here.

> If settings correspond to '3', press '2'.

> If the above doesn't work, tell Vector to press '2'.

> If settings correspond to '2', do nothing.

You start smashing buttons like a crazy person.

The Settings menu is in fact linked to the 3 button. Pressing 2 does nothing.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2012, 10:53:44 am by webadict »
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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Day 1
« Reply #411 on: January 17, 2012, 08:26:44 pm »

So I guess the plan is Vector dies today.
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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Day 1
« Reply #412 on: January 17, 2012, 08:41:56 pm »

>Press 3.

If I'm right, this will do something interesting...
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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Day 1
« Reply #413 on: January 17, 2012, 08:48:02 pm »

>Press 3.

If I'm right, this will do something interesting...
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The only interesting thing that happens is nothing.

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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Day 1
« Reply #414 on: January 17, 2012, 08:55:54 pm »

Rurghlefuck.  There goes that theory.
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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Day 1
« Reply #415 on: January 17, 2012, 09:33:47 pm »

Maybe day multiplied by number you press?
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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Day 1
« Reply #416 on: January 17, 2012, 09:59:00 pm »

Then we'd only be able to get useful information out of it on day thirteen. Also it was 1*3=3 on day zero.
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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Day 1
« Reply #417 on: January 18, 2012, 07:20:19 am »

Dariush goes up to the terminal, muttering something to himself. "So... for some reason the button pressed is multiplied by... one? and there's

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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Day 1
« Reply #418 on: January 18, 2012, 04:28:57 pm »

Vote Count
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Vector -
IronyOwl -
Jim Groovester -
Urist Imiknorris -
NUKE9.13 -
NativeForeigner -
klingon13524 -
Think0028 -
Dariush -
Urist_McArathos -
Pandarsenic -

Not Voting - IronyOwl, NativeForeigner, Pandarsenic, Urist Imiknorris, Urist_McArathos, Jim Groovester, NUKE9.13, Dariush, Think0028, klingon13524,

6 To Hammer. Day Ends Tuesday 9 PM Central.




The sun slowly sank behind the makeshift horizon of the skylight. It was late... or at least later. From far away, a clock chimed. Eleven dings, and then nothing. The group sat there, and waited for another epiphany from one of them. It never happened.

Finally, NativeForeigner stood up. His legs ached from sitting for so long. He walked over to the main entranced and tried the doorknob one last time before finding a comfortable place on the floor.

The rest slowly followed suit. There was nothing else to do that day. A echo of laughing reached everyone's ears. Laughing... and coughing? It was too late to bother with thinking.

"Guys," started Vector. "I don't think we should be doing nothing. I have a really bad feeling about this." She shivered visibly.

The light disappeared from the room, and the purple sky was all that remained.

Someone in the room let out a sigh, and then it was quiet.
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Re: Kill Webadict Now: Webadict Edition - Night 1
« Reply #419 on: January 20, 2012, 12:41:03 am »

As the sun rose over the quiet mansion, Vector breaks out into screaming. Smoke begins to rise from her as she shake violently, her hands covering her face. Blood begins pooling around her slowly. Her skin begins to melt from her hands, showing burnt muscle and tendons and blackening bones underneath. Vector's screams turn into hoarse cries, and then nothing.

Suddenly, webadict's voice echoes throughout the house. "Rock falls." The walls of the mansion begin cracking. The floor trembles. The skylight shatters, bringing glass down onto NUKE9.13, slicing his arm. He grabs the cut instinctively, as blood trickles from his wound. klingon13524 is not as lucky, as a shard of glass impales him through the head. He falls to the ground dead instinctively.

The cracks in the wall deepen, and NativeForeigner takes this time to try and kick down the door. He kicks three times before finally smashing the door down. Unfortunately, at that exact moment, the ceiling collapsed, crushing everyone inside.

webadict's whispers over the pile of rubble. "Everyone dies." His voice disappears with the wind.

A hand shoots out of the rubble. The hand's owner pulls the rest of him out. It's Orangebottle, covered in dust, dirt, and scratches. He spots another hand wriggling nearby. He grips the hand tightly and pulls. Out pops Dariush from the rubble. He bleeding from his right ear, but he'll live. Probably. Neither is a doctor.

The survivors take in the situation. Or, at least, Orangebottle does, as he doesn't seem to have a concussion like Dariush. "So...," he begins, "how the hell do we get home?"


Orangebottle (jester) and Dariush (survivor) have won.
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