Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[SeriousConcentrate]

>Victoria: Notice Mindy and Derek are online. Pester Mindy first.

Spoiler: TA/SJ Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

-- trenchantApparition [TA] began pestering swiftJudgement [SJ] --
TA: Hell0.
SJ: Oh, HEY.
TA: H0w are y0u t0day?
SJ: PRETTY cool, I'd say. About a 16 out of 20 on the radical coolscale.
SJ: YOU?
TA: I see. I am, as usual, ab0ut a six 0ut 0f ten 0n the darkness scale. 0_0
SJ: Oh GOD here comes the poetry.
SJ: Or am I wrong this time.
SJ: Is there no deep and moving BLACK PROSE awaiting me?
TA: P0etry is f0r mel0dramatic whiners wh0 d0 n0t c0mprehend the deepness 0f the night.
TA: T0day I wanted t0 ask y0u a simple questi0n.
TA: Have y0u heard 0f a game called SBURB, and if s0, are y0u interested in playing it?
SJ: Oh, excellent. You've gotten over your emo phase and have now moved into your SOLEMN phase.
SJ: And yes, I've HEARD of it.
SJ: I currently have my SKATEBOARD BUTLERS fetching it as we speak.
TA: Y0ur butlers are, as ever, faithful.
SJ: They roll on two wheels per board, not four.
TA: Fantastic. I am waiting 0n it t0 arrive in the mail, myself.
SJ: GOOD, good. I assume you were interested in playing the game with me and the others.
SJ: And that is why you contacted me.
TA: Y0u are c0rrect.
TA: I have already sp0ken t0 lunarAgress0r; he has agreed t0 be my client player.
TA: He als0 suggested that he be the server player f0r luckyAce.
SJ: Excellent, excellent. I will be your server, if you wish.
TA: That will be fine. I meant t0 ask y0u wh0 y0u wanted t0 c0nnect t0, anyway. 0_0
TA: D0 y0u have any0ne in mind f0r y0ur server player?
SJ: Oh, hum. I haven't decided yet, but there aren't too many options, ARE there?
SJ: If the chain goes as LA<LA<You<Me, that only leaves that one guy for my server, otherwise we exclude him.
SJ: You know. The GAMER.
TA: Derek?
SJ: Yes. Though referring to people by their FIRST names is uncool and inappropriate.
TA: There is als0 tenebr0usAbysmal t0 c0nsider.
SJ: Oh, yes, you're right... I always forget about HIM.
TA: I see. Perhaps y0u sh0uld c0ntact him t0 be y0ur server player. It might help y0u recall him. 0_0
SJ: Perhaps. Good day, Shelley.
-- trenchantApparition [TA] ceased pestering swiftJudgement [SJ] --

>Victoria: Now, pester Derek.

Spoiler: TA/AG Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

-- trenchantApparition [TA] began pestering autisticGamer [AG] --
TA: Hell0 Derek. I w0uld like to play a game.
TA: I ap0l0gize. I have wanted t0 d0 that f0rever, but I f0rg0t t0 when I sp0ke with lunarAgress0r and swiftJudgement. 0_0
TA: Mikael said y0u were away. It seems that is still the case.
TA: Nevertheless I will leave my questi0n here f0r y0u t0 see.
TA: I am 0rganizing a chain 0f players f0r SBURB, if y0u have heard 0f it.
TA: Currently the chain begins with myself, bringing lunarAgress0r int0 the game. He will bring in luckyAce. I d0 n0t kn0w wh0 will be Darryl's client player yet.
TA: It's up t0 y0u if y0u want to be his client or let it be Kevin. Regardless, wh0ever is his client will serve as the server player f0r the 0ther.
TA: That pers0n will then be Mindy's server player. In turn, she will be my server player, linking the chain.
TA: In this manner we will all be playing in the same sessi0n of SBURB.
TA: I h0pe to hear from y0u s00n. 0_0

>Victoria: (S) Evade household hazards, like the cats, and get to the mailbox!

[Darvi]

SJ: You know. The GAMER.

You almost make him sound more badass than he oh what am I saying there is no "more badass".

[Dermonster]

Plus I'm, you know, making a sandvich.

[SeriousConcentrate]

So... ixnay on Pestering?

[Bdthemag]

*cough* I'm online *cough*

[Dermonster]

Ixnay until I'm back at my comp.

[Darvi]

Theoretically, you could pester him. Just don't expect an answer until he stops being an idle chum.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Ah, I thought you were actually at the computer making a sandvich in TF2. ^^^; I'll just edit in a short 'oh, he must still be away' type thing in my post, then.

ninja Darvi: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :p

[Darvi]

ninja Darvi: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :p

*thumbs up*

[Bdthemag]

Break the blackjack lock by using your GENIUS BLACKJACK STRATEGY.

[Darvi]

Derek:

Make the ULTIMATE SANDVICH, to help kill TINY BABY BLU TEAM with! Da hahaha!

[4] You take several slices of BREAD, some HAM, TOMATOES, SALAD, CHEESE, MUSTARD, BACON, JAM, and SALAMI, and put them on the kitchen counter.
After some experimenting with the toppings, you manage to make a pretty decent SANDVICH. You estimate it to be about as healthy as your average pizza.

Mindy:

>Consult ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA on what to do if your CHAOS CLEAN UP has ruined your life.

[4] ED suggests that you should stop indulging your OCD and spend your time doing something else. It also points out that your door is in the wall. Where it has been all the time. Right. There.

No need to say that this is a heavily abridged version of the page with all expletives and discriminatory remarks removed.
Shithead.

You feel so stupid right now.

Kevin:

Log onto the interwebs and see if there is a website for robot arm programs.

[2] You fumble a bit with the keyboard, but manage to open the GOOGLEPLEX search engine.

You can only find programs for ROBOTS asking for donations though.
Who the fuck builds ROBOTS for collecting ALMS anyway?

Mikael:

>Get to that first aid kit stat, mister; also getting one of your many spare keyboards would be a good idea

[5] Luckily you have a FIRST AID KIT in your room, so you rapidly put some SALVE on your burns and wrap some BANDAGES around your hand. It should heal quickly, but the scars will last.

[3] After the cooling feeling of the SALVE kicks in, you go to the STORAGE ROOM where all the old outdated stuff lies that nobody needed any more but is technically still functional. Sure enough you find one of your old KEYBOARDS. It doesn't look as nice and the SHIFT KEY sometimes gets stuck, but it's still usable.

Victoria:

>Victoria: (S) Evade household hazards, like the cats, and get to the mailbox!

[3] You LASS SCAMPER out of your ROOM and almost stumble over STOKER who is lying on the top step of the STAIRS.
[4]Good thing you managed to do an ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE over him and down the STAIRS. Imagine how much it would have hurt falling down all those STAIRS.

[2] Without further incidents, you A WILD SIS APPEARED.
Great, she doesn't want to let you out and you have nothing allocated to your STRIFE SPECIBUS.

Daryll:

Break the blackjack lock by using your GENIUS BLACKJACK STRATEGY.

[6] You equip your SPHALERITE MORNING STAR (also known as a MARMATITE STAR) and club the lock into non-functionality.
You check if the DOOR is unlocked.

It isn't. Nice job breaking it, hero.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Name: Derek Coonan
Chumroll: autisticGamer
Sylladex Modus: Array
Abstratus: Staffkind

Sylladex:
Strife deck: Staff of the Dadhearst

Name: Victoria Shelley
Chumroll: trenchantApparition
Sylladex Modus: Hourglass
Abstratus: Chainkind

Sylladex: Silver Chain
Strife deck:

Name: Mikael Mavern
Chumroll: lunarAgressor
Sylladex Modus: Lunar Modus
Abstratus: Cardkind

Sylladex:
Strife deck: Tarot Deck

Name: Mindy Manson
Chumroll: swiftJudgement
Sylladex Modus: Hash Tag Modus
Abstratus: Rapier wit

Sylladex:
Strife deck:

Name: Kevin Jameson
Chumroll: tenebrousAbysmal
Sylladex Modus: Wallet
Abstratus: Glaivekind Staffkind, Bladekind

Sylladex:
Strife deck: Gearstaff, Ductblade


Name: Darryl Peterson
Chumroll: luckyAce
Sylladex Modus: Blackjack Modus
Abstratus: Dicekind, Flailkind

Sylladex:
Strife deck: Loaded Dice, Marmatite Star

[freeformschooler]

>Mindy: Head out the door. Pretend room isn't ruined.

[wolfchild]

>Get that keyboard plugged in and find a copy of that game

[Dermonster]

Captcha sandvich. Return stair-wards and check on the script.

[SeriousConcentrate]

>Victoria: Attempt to distract elder sister with the cuteness of STOKER. Then allocate the silver chain to the strife specibus whether or not she looks and go on the attack!