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yamgrenade

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I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« on: November 29, 2011, 09:51:55 pm »
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Re: I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2011, 10:00:18 pm »
Yeah, this doesn't belong in this section of the forums.
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Re: I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2011, 10:20:38 pm »
I won't complain, though.

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This is a shale door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.
On the item is an image of skulls in granite.
On the item is an image of an emaciated body in granite.
On the item is an image of a skull with an emblem in granite.
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Re: I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2011, 10:28:35 pm »
It might not belong here now, but that doesn't mean we can't make it belong here!

I wish I had this door as an artifact:
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Re: I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2011, 10:33:05 pm »
I wish I had this door as an artifact...

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Guessing a moody mechanic created that one...
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Re: I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2011, 06:17:11 am »
If I had catholic dwarfs, I guess a replica of st. peter's basilica's front door would be fitting for the front of the fortress... Hey, megaproject brainwave just now...

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Re: I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2011, 06:51:53 am »
I want this one. Fully functional, of course.

Edit: Ah, the wonders of Skyrim...
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Re: I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2011, 02:34:58 pm »
Quote from: Muttonhawk on November 30, 2011, 06:17:11 am
If I had catholic dwarfs, I guess a replica of st. peter's basilica's front door would be fitting for the front of the fortress... Hey, megaproject brainwave just now...

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Re: I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2011, 03:29:44 pm »
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Re: I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2011, 04:47:03 pm »
I wish my dwarves would always have doors like this

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Re: I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2011, 04:52:46 pm »
You mean you don't build suicide towers of any kind?
You're being cruel to all the melancholic dwarves out there.
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Re: I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2011, 05:10:21 pm »
Quote from: Ieb on November 30, 2011, 04:52:46 pm
You mean you don't build suicide towers of any kind?
You're being cruel to all the melancholic dwarves out there.

You are right! How cruel have I been so far, I must now build doors that function only as suicide towers, thank you for pointing out the error in my ways
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 05, 2011, 12:34:03 pm
This morning I found myself looking at the numberplates of the cars on my drive in to work and seeing them as tileset characters in ASCII... a silver Renault I was behind had an interesting scene of a Human wrestling a Minotaur near a bin.

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Re: I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2011, 05:12:15 pm »
No problem. It'll all make sense once you see your first depressed mother jump down a deadly cliff and land on their baby. Sometimes they just need help to take that final leap.
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Re: I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2011, 07:28:25 pm »
Quote from: Ieb on November 30, 2011, 05:12:15 pm
No problem. It'll all make sense once you see your first depressed mother jump down a deadly cliff and land on their baby. Sometimes they just need help to take that final leap.

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Re: I wish I had this door as an artifact.
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2011, 07:34:15 pm »
Quote from: yamgrenade on November 30, 2011, 07:28:25 pm
Quote from: Ieb on November 30, 2011, 05:12:15 pm
No problem. It'll all make sense once you see your first depressed mother jump down a deadly cliff and land on their baby. Sometimes they just need help to take that final leap.

 :'(

Funny thing is, the mother would probably survive depending on the height, around 10~ levels landing on her baby would just leave her with many broken limbs, a little higher and you would just end up seeing her explode spectacularly.
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